ASSTOKEN [ICO] - BUY SOME ASS, GIVE UP SOME ASS!

in bitcoin •  7 years ago 

ASS TOKEN

https://drhodler.com/asstoken/
Get some ass, give some ass!

What is ASSTOKEN? Honestly it all started out as a joke. I was sitting in my moms basement watching the crypto market crash and really wanted some ass.

Will you actually send it? Of course! It's a joke but we do plan on making a tip bot for both telegram & reddit. That way you can give some ass to a man in need. No mess either!

What is total supply? Total supply is 325,700,000 (Total USA population of asses)

What about exchanges? If we raise enough ETH - i have no issue getting it listed and locking team tokens in a smart contract. Hell, the whole world needs more ASS in their life.

Why should i buy? Well, you probably shouldn't. However, we've all at least THOUGHT about buying some ass. Is there really a thing as too much ass? Eh, i take that back...sometimes there is...but dammit this isn't one of em!

Don't want to pay for ass? Want some for free?

BOUNTY

approved social media post/blog: 1,000 ASSES (must have at least 10 interactions)
Bitcointalk sig: 1,000 ASSES
Bitcointalk ANN redesign: 2,000 ASSES
Bitcointalk sig design: 5,00 ASSES (i'll pick the top one)
Programmer for tip bot (telegram & reddit): 69,000 ASSES
Comedy 3 pg Whitepaper: 69,000
website redesign:69,000 ASSES

all bounty tokens that are not used will be sent to 0x0 to burn.

Coin Stats:

Total Supply: 325,700,000 (Total USA population of asses)
Circulating Supply: 65% (211,705,000)
Team Allocation: 25% (81,425,000)
Bounty: 10% (32,570,000)

Cost:

0.01 eth = 690 ASSSES
0.10 eth = 6,900 ASSSES
0.25 eth = 17,250 ASSSES
0.5 eth = 34,500 ASSSES
0.75 eth = 51,750 ASSSES
1 eth = 69,000 ASSSES

Buy here: https://drhodler.com/asstoken/
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AssToken
Or send ETH here: 0xc3e06879de05afe858bb8a253ce1700fa3046e59

Contract Address: 0xdcd446e14bcf79acd1b32c58fc44817bbd5187c8 (do not send eth here, this isn't a crowdsale contract)
Decimals: 4
Name ASSES

P.S: I'm sending these ASSES manually. So don't wig out if you don't get that fine ass within a few minutes. Hold onto your load, good ass takes time.

More updates coming soon.

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Is there a possibility to choose the size of one ASS? Will a bigger ASS cost more ETH?
I'm asking for a friend....

Yes of course! You can get all the ASS you can handle!

Wow. I really got to get my hands on some of that sweet ASS.

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