I went to the Kīlauea park one night to watch the eruption at night. I wanted to see the red lava fall in the ocean. So I was walking toward the bench edge to get a view. On the way, a downpour started. A real good one with lightening, wind etc. So we ran back to the car. Through a mile or 2 through rain and steam. It was night and we were on warm black fresh volcanic rock. The flashlight was useless. So I used the starlight on the black rock to navigate back to the car. Needless to say all my clothes were wet. To make long story short. I was wet and cold. So I stripped down. I Drove back across the entire island nude with the heater on. Yes, I did stick to the seats.

One day I will tell you about the nude beach. It sucked. I walked several miles from the road parking to get there. After climbing down a cliff a few hundred feet high. When I finally made it to the ocean. Nudity was everywhere. But Donkey Beach wasn't all it was cracked up to be. between the ocean and the cliff was about 75 yards of beach. With a protective grove of short trees along the cliffs to get out the sun. I walked further along the beach for privacy. Out of those trees like roaches nude men started popping out. So we continued to walk down the beach. Not one single nude women was in the trees. Needless to say, that several mile journey was a waste of time.