Did the first Black President open a door to the fucking Twilight Zone?

in bitcoin •  8 years ago  (edited)

Cortana, something strange is happening...

For hundreds of years, Presidents of the United States of America have been relatively predictable in appearance, character, and social status. The typical prototype was a middle aged or older white man from a relatively wealthy or powerful family and a person of average intelligence. A bro.

Then we elected an Ivy educated black guy from Chicago who graduated magna cum laude from Harvard. Oh shit.
Something strange happened. A rift in what was possible formed in the universe. People started to think, if Black Men could be president, maybe even White Women could? Maybe even Oranges?

So we elected an Orange.

Donald J. Trump - failed business man at best (con man / pussy grabbing predator at worst), by any measure a man not fit to be President. Every time he speaks publicly this becomes bigly evident. His child like ego and hands are a danger to America's desire to be perceived as the adults in the room who should control all the guns.

Many of us were in disbelief or shock when this happened. How could such a thing be possible?
It is my belief that when we elected Barack - we shattered this dimensions barrier of what IS possible.

Things are becoming more and more outrageous and unbelievable by exponential factors.

Let's see how this pattern might continue:
44. Harvard Educated Black Guy (magna cum laude)
45. Conman / Reality T.V. Star w/ (6th grade intelligence)
46? Talking Racoon? (racoon intelligence)
47? Fictional Character Miss Piggy? (artificial intelligence)
48? Sarah Palin? (null)
49? President Exxonsanto the newly merged Exxon & Monsanto company (since corporations are people too LMAO)

I don't give a damn, as long as they keep their hands/paws off my bitcoin.

What other crazy alt-world presidents would you guys see happening?


이상한 일이 생겼어.

수 백 년 동안 미합중국 대통령은 외모, 성격 및 사회적 지위가 비교적 예측 가능했습니다. 전형적인 프로토 타입은 상대적으로 부유하거나 강력한 가족의 중년 또는 고령 백인이었고 평범한 지능의 사람이었습니다. 형제.

그 다음 우리는 하버드에서 magna cum laude를 졸업 한 시카고에서 아이비 교육을받은 흑인 남자를 선출했습니다. 젠장.
그리고 이상한 일이 일어났습니다. 우주에서 가능한 일이 일어났습니다. 사람들은 흑인이 대통령이 될 수 있다고 생각하기 시작했습니다. 심지어 백인 여성조차도 그렇게 할 수 있을까요? 어쩌면 오렌지도?

그래서 우리는 오렌지를 선출했습니다.
도널드 트럼프 (Donald J. Trump) - 최고 경영자 (최악의 경우 포식자를 사로 잡는 사기꾼) 그가 공개적으로 말할 때마다 이것은 분명히 분명해진다.

우리 중 많은 사람들이이 일이 일어 났을 때 불신이나 충격을 받았습니다. 그런 일이 어떻게 가능할까요?
우리가 Barack을 선출했을 때 우리는 가능한 차원에서이 차원의 장벽을 산산조각 냈습니다.
기하 급수적 인 요인에 의해 상황이 더욱 악의적이고 믿을 수 없게되고 있습니다.

이 패턴이 어떻게 계속되는지 보자 :

  1. 하버드 교육 흑인 가이 (magna cum laude)
  2. Conman / Reality T.V. Star (6 학년 정보)
    46? 너구리라고? 너구리 지능
    47? 허구의 캐릭터 Piggy? (인공 지능)
    48? 사라 페일 린? (없는)
    49? 엑손 손토 (Exxonsanto) 사장은 새로 합병 된 Exxon & Monsanto 사 (기업들은 사람들이 너무 LMAO이기 때문에)
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