In the beginning Satoshi created the blockchain and Bitcoin...

in bitcoin •  7 years ago 



GENESIS 1

In the beginning Satoshi Nakamoto created the blockchain and Bitcoin. The blockchain was without form, and the distributed ledger was yet without transactions. And the spirit of Satoshi was beholding the blockchain.

Then Satoshi said, "Let us mine the genesis block", and there was the genesis block. And Satoshi saw the first block, and it was good; and Satoshi divided decentralized transactions from the fiat money system. And Satoshi called the light 'Bitcoin', and the fiat money system he called darkness. So the mining of the genesis block was the first day.

Then Satoshi said to the people on earth, "Fill the Bitcoin blockchain with transactions, be fruitfull and multiply this blockchain and let the earth be full of cryptocurrencies."

GENESIS 2

And Satoshi said, "See, I have given you every cryptocurrency that yields profit. It shall be a blessing for every human being on earth. It shall bear fruit and you shall eat thereof. I have given every cryptocurrency for your profit"; and it was so.

Then Satoshi saw everything that He had made, and indeed it was very good.

Then Satoshi commanded humanity, saying, "I have made Bitcoin to bless you. You may freely use Bitcoin to buy altcoins or invest in ICOs; but you may never sell Bitcoin for fiat money, for in the day that you sell your Bitcoin for fiat money the markets will surely crash." And so Satoshi commanded humanity to HODL.

GENESIS 3

Now the banks and the mainstream media were more cunning than most people on earth and they began to spread FUD by saying, "Bitcoin is a bubble. Has Satoshi indeed said, 'You shall not sell your Bitcoin for fiat money'?"

So when people saw the profit they had made in fiat money and that the fiat money was pleasant to their eyes, they began to sell their Bitcoin. They also told their friends and relatives to sell their cryptocurrencies, and they did. Then the eyes of the people were opened, and they saw that the markets had crashed; and they knew they had made huge losses.

PABLO 1

Then Satoshi sent @penguinpablo the prophet, to tell the people they should repent.

Prophecy by @penguinpablo

Guys, we have sinned against Satoshi by selling our coins for fiat money that Satoshi called darkness. Let us repent and buy back our Bitcoin and our altcoins and Satoshi will have mercy on us.
So speaks Satoshi, "If you all repent and buy back your coins, the markets will recover. Your sin will be forgiven. I will wipe out the tears you have each time you open your crypto portfolio app. The world will rejoice and your sorrow will be turned into profit."

Guys, I urge you... We should not hold fiat money. Buy back your coins and HODL! :-)


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Great Prophet. Lead us back into the light. Establish a church and pray to the Satoshi God. May we all proposer and be free.

Bitcoin is the Ark of true believers. Let the waters rise and wash away the filth. The new age is upon us be prepared for the greatest revolution of our time.

thanks for information on bitcoin and blockchain 😊

Satoshi said hodl thus i shall hodl!

The "satoshi" didnt tell "only HODL Bitcoins after you know about it.

The whole concept was genius. However, it gets very interesting in learning how it was built upon others. Luckily, there was research and projects before him from my understanding but he really tied it together and created something never seen before.

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Forgive us, Satoshi. :(

that's Dorian's face. not Satoshi. :):):)

Well, Dorian's birth name is also Satoshi Nakamoto, so technically it's still Satoshi. 😋

Yupp..:):):)

Thank you, oh holy prophet for enlightening us sinners and guiding us back on the right path 🙏🏼
I had a good laugh but despite that I agree with what you have written 👌🏼 Keep up the good work, amazing feed ❤️✌🏼

Creativity at it peak, nice write up and all you have said is true but people are just scared no one wants to lose, but since you the prophet sent to come and tell us to buy back our coin if I may ask what does the future holds for bitcoin.

One day Bitcoin won't be priced in USD anymore, because all fiat money will eventually return to its intrinsic value; zero.

And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not. John 1:5

Man you are really creative.

You crafted it and it has a free course. The words were artistically knitted, and they dovetail into something between the bounds of hilarity and common sense.

Satoshi is a prophet of Holly Blockchain 🙆🙆🙆🙆

wow

cryptocurrency for life. Now just need to know which coins to hold long :)

I Agreed with you, and Its a amazing post, i learned lot of things about cryptocurrency, well thanks for sharing it, keep it up, and i will waiting for your next post, Thanks.

Hilarious ... I love this sort of thing. What makes it even funnier is the fact that we don't actually know who this guy is. So, in tech terms, he's sort of a god.

Amen!
HODL is the name of the game!
The blockchain is the future and more and more niches find it's utility as for crypto-currency will replace the Fiat sooner then expected!
I am realy glad to see that more and more altcoins are getting popular and adopted... and the best part is that we know already how the future will look like!😉
Ps: Thanks a lot for SteemNow... i use it every single day from my smartphone!

Good story! This is the right decision, we must buy everything! I have 50+ coins in my portfolio :)

Good post

thank you prophet pablo, for the excellent information hehehe

Soon they all buy it... I not know when .... but I feel it ,
because this old banks does not stand up for a long time no more.

Lol its therefore a sin to exchange bitcoin for fiat

Haha, I love this post, hilarious! Resteemed. :)

What a meaningful story prophet @penguinpablo, we must join hand in hand to hodl our cryptos because only us who believes in its power can protect this...i will resteem this post to enlighten those who are misguided by the truth..

You did a good post mixing humor with the bible and the news of the world of cryptocurrencies. Continue like this. Successes

So how do we trade with bitcoin? I mean, buying something with bitcoin?

Oh yes great ideas I learned many things about crypto related thanks to share

And then we said, we are Satoshi and we created the world in its likeness and that's how the WSX was created. But this world to modern times did not become as enlightened as the prototype of the creator.

The trick is to figure out who the real satoshi is. That would tell me a lot, but i am betting its a group of people.

all the only game only, we see later in the final episode. but I agree with what you say, thank you had to share this post. hopefully a good day. success always Mr. @penguinpablo

Ha lovely story bro, fiction? NOT:))

Hahahaha! Excelent story, I'll follow your advice :D Thanks for sharing ;)

Have been holding since 2012 and I'm not about to stop. Maybe diverting some into Steemit, but I'll always keep most of my portfolio in Bitcoin, wether it goes up or down.

I had the chance in the 20$ range.. I didn't see it.. I f-up big time.

agree, you did between 2012-2013, wish I knew you then, ,...L

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Bitcoin 4 hour made a higher close. But it closed below 8,471.59 at 8,470.43. Usually this means its a rejection. Time will tell. A rejection doesn't mean it will not go higher a bit. Trends can change at any time. The close being below 8,471.59 leans to a drop imho. I want to buy lower.

LOL...love it!

"We should not hold fiat money" ?!
Holly prophet it is better to say: Let's destroy fiat money!

i have a familiar post to this.
https://steemit.com/bitcoin/@riches-utoh/bitcoin
You could get to read mine
Thanks

You write a warning to the holders of cryptocurency and that's a wonderful thing, so that everyone is firmly established to the currency of crypto. But why should you position Satoshi as God and yourself as a Prophet, I fear that makes us all apostates. I'm sorry if my judgment is wrong. Thanks for sharing, greetings from Aceh.

Please don't take my post too seriously ;-)
It's a parody on the history of creation in the bible.

Okay...

Yes..take read at mine as i had reply before this..scroll dawn?

HODL Rules OK! :>) Clever it made me smile thanks.

Haha! Let us mine genesis block! You made me good laugh tonight because of this post my friend. Thanks so much!

I Upvoted And Followed you. do The same for me and we could help each other Earn.

Really dear, there was a excellent postv

Excellent prediction. I believe that you are right.

These sacred things are ever catchy,ever

i agree with you

Blessed be the name we hold upon high, and blessed be the words transcended to us by you. Resteemed, for all must hear the word of Satoshi and repent for their sins of selling.

this one is rising and decreasing. balance not achieved.

Nice Content, I Like It :)

Prophet @penguinpablo what has Lord Satoshi told you about Steem and SBD?

Heh, good one, HODL rules the crypto-world 😊

Cryptocurrency is our future. We should hold it. Thanks for the way of describing.

It's true, I also feel that bitcoin is kind of god, if we believe in him everything will be ok and we will be in paradice.

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This is one of the truest and funniest things that I have every read! I laughed the whole way through at how true to form it is. I think the best part was the one about wallets and tears.

Wow...Great...Keep this up.

I Joined steemit in August 2017. In that time Ive posted over 16,00 of my original videos and blog posts. I've made approx 200 usd in sbd & steem.
Honestly I'm dumpster diving for stuff to sell on cregslist lately!
I'm freken broke.
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Hodl on Vechain is the right tactic :D

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Hahahaha. good post! It's like it sets in how serious what happened with cryptocurrency but makes you laugh at the same time!

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The new bible

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haha this was pretty good

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HOLD Bitoin And BUYING LAMBO AFTER 2020. Go go bitcoins

Good job! We have to spread the good word! :D

As in religion, in the beginning was the world and the world was with God and nothing made that was made except the one that was made by God ..at the point of creation, God said , let there be light and there was light. and when that light shines, the darkness could not comprehend it - the challenge. Let see if this application work on Bitcoin by Satoshi Nakamoto- and it goes like this, in the beginning it was Satoshi, and Satoshi create Bitcoin and Blockchain.. there has been a challenge between the real money and Bitcoin. The real money is the challenge, the darkness.... but the way to overcome the darkness has been uncoverlightning_ildirim_190514_1.jpg

This is amazing, can you make more bible like bitcoin posts like this!

Interesante! Gracias por la nfo!! ...te invito a visitarme en @marely y votar! Saludos!

Very well written!

The citizens of Crypto world has heard the voice Prophet Pablo. We will act accordingly

A then the evil fiat said to the people, sell your bitcoin and alts for fiat and you become rich quick before the bubble will pops. And the blood start to fill the street, evil fiat and evil bankers are now happy watching those blood on the street.

As appealing as your prophecy is, Satoshi Nakamoto continues to remain a mystery. He indeed started the blockchain and cryptocurrency revolution that is slowly taking over financial and economical aspects of our lives. Thanks to Satoshi's and many other brilliant people, we were able to create Blockbasis where you can send and receive cryptocurrency using just an email address. We also award BASIS, our own token, for all those who login for the first time. Long hail Satoshi and his creations!

by selling coin into fiat money will incarnate into the darkness. But by buy hold the coin will recover the darkness inti enlightement. So buy back the coin ....
HODL....
your post entertain steemian, make smile widely