That's really amazing spam! You managed to even make it applicable to the post.

However, I can see from your reputation that I need not caution you to cease spamming, as shortly your spam will become invisible, and won't impact the rest of us anymore.

Please, keep spamming, so you disappear faster. It'd be a shame if you wised up, confined your advertising to your posts, where your reach would be limited to those who wanted to see such drivel.