Bixby Translating

Bixby does more than just translate, for instance it recognized my cats that they are dogs. Second try and the other one was a rabbit and finally on the third try it decided they were cats. But as I want to be thorough in what I do, at least this time, I got stuck with translating things and forgot all the other cool stuff I could make Bixby do.

Finnish is a difficult language, so let's see what Bixby sees. I think the word maitohappobakteeri is more fun in Finnish because you can write everything together and you get a looooooong word. I love long words.
_{Sorry for the few blurred photos. Normally I would never post this fuzzy pics. But for some reason I was laughing almost all the time and it's pretty hard to focus on anything, with my brain or with my camera, when laughing. Why I was laughing you ask? Oh I don't know why. Perhaps because I'm insane.}

The next examples are from a science magazine called Science Magazine. I think Bixby would have translated the second word correctly if the flower wasn't there. But there is, so Bixby couldn't work with that. Darn those flowers!

Excellent! Good job Bixby! But these were simpler sentences. Let's try something else.

This is how I would translate this headline: "There might be seeds of life in the exomoons" Elämän eväät translated word for word is packed lunch for living, but it's an idiom and it means the means / supply / knowledge to start a life and stay alive.

The life in distant moons	Can cracking the patients back eliminate the pains? / Can cracking the back eliminate the patients pains?
We are crossbred (Fetuses is sikiöitä. But in this case Bixby failed to see that the word is sekasikiöitä which is mixed breed or crossbred. With a bit of deformation also in my opinion.)	An offspring of two fathers was born in China

The science headlines were getting boring so I did a google search for funny sign translations. You've seen those. Perhaps Bixby could tell me what the signs really mean. So here we go!

Now I know what evil rubbish means.	"You shall not wait!"	So... missing foot is danger zone?
Okay, when I slip, I will do it carefully.	Phew! Execution in progress would have been a Handmaid's tale thing.	Deformed, disabled... It's so tomato, tomato thing!
I'm still a bit confused.	Step or stamp, who cares!	Okay so if something is grand, it's a big fuck? Should we try that in another sentence?

This also confuses me. It seems that you can just throw a fuck here and a fuck there and everything is alright. Right? Vegetables is like a class and fuck is like wrong without the W. How convenient.

I'm still confused, although I do think that civilization is fresh and natural.

Uh. I think I need something self explanatory here. Something that doesn't need translating.

Be aware of walruses. They are big, dangerous and big. Did I mention big? They are big. They could crush you.

Another one!

We have these in Finland too. People who know their dog is no good so they have a sign that tells people that they are humorous. That the dog is friendly but their master isn't. Unless this is a translation mistake. Either way, people should always be aware of the dog and their masters. Always.

I have no idea how to end this post, so I'll just throw a rap battle here. Enjoy!