To All BlockCorp Staff,
It seems there has been some confusion about Bike to Work day. This event was set up to encourage fitness among our employees (especially those (；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ) in the IT department!) by motivating everyone to ride their bike to work. There were even several interdepartmental raffles to give away bikes for this very occasion.
However, due to some confusion around the event we now have a bunch of ladies hanging out in the parking lot and in the lobby downstairs.
It seems the signs we had printed for the occasion had a slight error in the spelling of bike and may have confused just about everyone into taking a Dyke to Work today.
I've invited several of them to assist me in my office with some carpet laying, but most of them have nothing to do outside. If you brought a women-loving-woman to work please see that she is fed and watered. We will be piping K. D. Lang and Melissa Etheridge continuously through the PA system to make them feel welcomed and appreciated at Block Corp.
I'm Here... I'm Queer.... I'm going to take an early lunch today.
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
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