Sun, ice cream and not sand on the buttocks

They will ask: Why the title of this publication? The truth is that I met a person who asked me why I did not like going to the beach. Well, as you will see the vast majority of people say: "the day is fine to go to the beach", this happens or they say it when there is a radiant sun, but I usually say:

"This to eat a creamy ice cream"

I prefer to say this a thousand times since I'm not a fan of going to the beach because whenever I get to go I end up with a mountain of sand between my buttocks making this an irritation and frustration, which is not to my liking.

I do not know what satisfaction this can generate towards people, but in my opinion I can say that I prefer a thousand times an ice cream, to sand on the buttocks, there will be others who will tell me that there are swimming pools but what happens with swimming pools is that my thinking is like swimming in the urine of people that nobody knows, others will tell me that there are rivers but it happens that as currently is environmental pollution, it may be that in the river that decides to swim throw waste and other things, and of course it would be even worse than swimming in a pool of urine.

So the people who have plans to invite me to some of these three things hehehe, think well what you are going to do, because if you invite me to one of these three things on these hot days I'll tell you the safest thing !Nooooooooooo! better give me a creamy ice cream and There is if you will be speaking my same language or a pizza.