How often do you use a phrase “Pardon me, I am an apple”?

in blog •  6 years ago 

To be honest it is the question I never thought I will ask, but life can be unpredictable.

How did I end up being concerned with this topic? Well, the thing is that I am learning Dutch (Nederlands) language using Duolingo program. Imagine my surprise when going through the daily exercises I was offered to remember the phrase ‘Pardon, ik ben een apple’ (Pardon me, I am an apple).

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It must be a very popular phrase in Dutch since I was offered to learn it at the very beginning of my language course!

And then I realized that I never used this phrase speaking Russian or English. Therefore I have a question for Dutch speaking people: What is the right context for saying ‘Pardon me, I am an apple?’
If I am in a bus or in a shop and there is a person who wants to talk to me but I don’t want to talk, is it ok to say ‘Pardon me, I am an apple’?
Maybe it is ok to say it if my boss as asking me a question I don’t know how to answer or shout at me when I did something wrong?
Or if I am being stopped by a police while driving my car?
Or maybe it is an equal replacement of the phrase ‘I don't speak Dutch’?

I will be very grateful if you will share your stories of using this phrase with me!

In the meanwhile I would have to say goodbye – I have a tree I need to hang on for a bit, because it seems like… I am an apple ;)

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dutch are tulips so you must answer in kind, apple! 😂🤣😂🤣

oh, ok! it's good that i can do it now xD

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

pardon me, i am a tulip! sorry i ben een tulp!

Pardon me, I am pear-shaped.

Never used this phrase before, but I sure will now xD

well, it is the very good phrase... i also think that people should use it more often ;) xD

you can even spice it up some days and use banana instead of apple xD

i was thinking about an apricot but the banana is also a good option! :D

Good one! :D
got a new picture contest for you, lets hope get it this time too!

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