What do stay-at-home moms do all day?

in blog •  7 years ago 

We clean things so they can be destroyed right exactly before you drop by.

We are always smelling things. Pillows. Clothes. Carseats. Butts. My life is just a game of: where and what is that horrible smell? Did something die? Did someone poop? Is that a piece of pizza under there??

Laundry. We are literally always doing laundry.
Step 1: Wash load.
Step 2: Forget.
Step 3: Smell Load.
Step 4: Hmm. Smells fine. Dry load.
Step 5: Smell dry clothes.
Step 6: Dammit.
Step 7: Re-wash and dry.
Step 8: Pull out dry clothes to fold “later” and throw them on your bed.
Step 9: Forget until you go to bed. UGH.
Step 10: Throw clothes on floor.
Step 11: In the morning have children run through clothes until you can no longer tell what is clean.
Step 12: Throw pile back on bed because you cannot even.
Step 13: Repeat until you die.

Delivering the children. To school, from school, to birthday parties, to dance, to sports…

Feeding people

Grocery Shopping.

That's my life 😫😫😫😫

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Even not being a mum, our laundry can go the same way. Except it might go:
Step 8: Pull out dry clothes and put them in laundry basket
Step 9: Leave it on the laundry floor
Step 10: Discover a large fluffy Maine Coon asleep in the laundry basket.
Go back to step 1 and start again.

@forykw says you're in Wellington as well. Where in Wellington are you?

Hataitai

Quite close to us then. We're in Kilbirnie. We must have a Wellington meetup some time.