Girls Hate Wrestling [003]

GIRLS HATE WRESTLING [003 |Squared Circle pt.1]

 Girls Hate Wrestling is a blog run by a girl, who in fact, loves  pro-wrestling. This was originally an idea for a youtube series with my  best friend, but that never happened. Now it's going to be a blog,  possibly some videos, of me channeling my love of a testosterone fueled  soap opera of greased up men in underwear battling to lay on top of each  other for 3 seconds... sometimes for a belt.

This is a pretty basic rundown of the current WWE rosters. I figured this would be a good starting point for non-wrestling fans. Next we'll get to ring terminology, rules and basic moves in case you're new or just need a refresher course. Keep an eye out for [ Squared Circle pt.2] if you need to learn the rules and lingo to keep up with my blog. I should be putting out a post with my pre-Money In The Bank excitement with my predictions for what I want to go down and what I think might actually happen. Less than 4 days until the best early birthday present ever. I can't wait. Also, a little sidenote, this post was going to be better but I spent two hours creating this list the way I wanted to present it, and my laptop crashed superhard on steemit and I lost two hours of work and had to switch computers. I almost gave up, but knowing who I'm ranting about in every post would be most helpful to some of you.
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Current Roster as of 6/14/17. There is a Smackdown Live exclusive ppv, Money In The Bank, on 6/18/17 with 3 out of 4 titles on the line. RAW has a ppv, Great Balls of Fire, on 7/9/17.
(denotes Official WWE Nickname) *denotes my nickname that will be used probably more than their ring name*
bolded names are who I'm digging at the moment, this is subject to change any time.

MONDAY NIGHT RAW  [MAIN ROSTER]
RAW General Manager – Kurt Angle
Universal Champion – Brock Lesnar (The Beast Incarnate)
RAW Women’s Champion – Alexa Bliss (Goddess of WWE)
RAW Tag Team Champions – Sheamus & Cesaro
The Intercontinental Champion – The Miz (The A-Lister)
Cruiserweight Champion – Neville (King of the Cruiserweights)

Roman Reigns *Jabroman* (The Big Dog/ The GUY)
Seth (FREAKIN') Rollins
Finn Balor (Demon King)
Bray Wyatt (Eater of Worlds)
Dean Ambrose (Lunatic Fringe)
Bayley (Hugger)
Sasha Banks (The Boss)
Nia Jax
Mickie James
Dana Brooke

 Enzo Amore (Smacktalker Skywalker) & Big Cass [Certified G's]
Matt & Jeff Hardy [The Hardy Boyz]
Heath Slater & Rhyno
Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows (The Club)
R-Truth & Goldust [Former Tag Team, currently feuding]

Elias Samson
Big Show (World's Largest Athlete)
Apollo Crews
Titus O’Neil
Kalisto
Alicia Fox
Emma
Bo Dallas
Curt Hawkins
Curtis Axel
Scott Dawson
Dash Wilder

Braun Strowman [injured] (Monster Among Men)
Darren Young [injured]
Paige [injured]
Summer Rae [inactive]
Mark Henry [inactive]

205 Live [Cruiserweight show, extension of RAW brand]
Akira Tozawa  
The Brian Kendrick  *Lemmy*
Austin Aries  (A Double)
TJ Perkins (TJP)  
Rich Swann  
Cedric Alexander
Jack Gallagher  (Gentleman Jack Gallagher)
Noam Dar  (Scottish Supernova)
Mustafa Ali  
Ariya Daivari  
Drew Gulak  
Tony Nese
Lince Dorado  
Gran Metalik  
HoHo Lun [inactive]


SMACKDOWN LIVE [Main Roster]
Commissioner – Shane McMahon
WWE Champion – Jinder Mahal w/ Samir Singh & Sunil Singh
Smackdown Women’s Champion – Naomi
Smackdown Tag Team Champions – The Usos [Jimmy & Jey Uso]
United States Champion – Kevin Owens (KO / The New Face of America)

Randy Orton (RKO/ The Viper)
AJ Styles (Phenomal One)
Sami Zayn
Shinsuke Nakamura (King of Strong Style)
Dolph Ziggler (The Showoff) *Bleach Blonde Kurt Russell*
Baron Corbin (The Lone Wolf)
Becky Lynch (Irish Lass Kicker)
Charlotte Flair (Queen of WWE)
Natayla (Queen of Harts)
Carmella (Princess of Staten Island)
Tamina

Fandango & Tyler Breeze [Fashion Police]
Kofi Kingston, Big E & Xavier Woods *Oliver* [The New Day]
Primo & Epico Colon [The Colons]
Chad Gable & Jason Jordan [American Alpha]
Konnor & Viktor [The Ascension]
Zack Ryder (Long Island Iced-Z) & Mojo Rawley [The HYPE Bros]
 

 Erick Rowan
Luke Harper
James Ellsworth [Carmella’s Manager]
Rusev
Lana
Tye Dillinger
Sin Cara
 

 Chris Jericho [inactive]
John Cena [inactive]
Kane [inactive]
Eva Marie [inactive]
Nikki Bella [inactive]

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**RAW logo credit: https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/status/756583113791242241/photo/1**
**Smackdown Live logo credit: https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan/status/756583365843660800/photo/1**