Will Boebert Receive An Adult Film Parody? She's Overdue For One

Photo credit: Gage Skidmore

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-Colorado) has made quite the political career for herself since getting elected to Colorado's Third Congressional District. She is one of many Republicans who got the needed boost from the MAGA movement that birthed when Donald J. Trump became the GOP Presidential nominee and surprisingly defeated Democratic challenger Hillary Rodham Clinton to become the United States President.

Her political profile is comparable to that of former governor Sarah Palin (R-Alaska) who gained national recognition midway in 2008 as Senator John McCain's VP running mate in that year's U.S. Presidential Election.

Palin became a public spectacle that critically hurt McCain's chance of winning the U.S. Presidency.

But she had the looks, though, which the adult entertainment industry took advantage of with the film “Who's Nailin' Paylin?” The people behind the adult film parody cast Lisa Ann, who wasn't that known in the industry back then, as the titular protagonist. The film became so popular that it made Lisa Ann an incredibly popular adult actress.

Sarah Palin getting thrust into the national political spotlight was the best thing to happen for Lisa Ann's adult film career. Lisa Ann reprised the role for one of Eminem's music films.

Who knows where Lisa Ann's adult career could have gone if it weren't for “Who's Nailin' Paylin?”

When is Lauren Boebert receiving her adult film parody? I mean c'mon, what's the wait?

Boebert isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but she has the looks which means some of the criteria to receive an adult film parody. She also has a criminal history, too, with rumors that she moonlighted as a paid escort when she was younger, too.

As someone who fashions themselves as a “champion of family values,” Boebert exhibited the exact opposite. If anybody remembered, Boebert was caught on camera fooling around with her then-boyfriend whom Boebert broke up with after “learning” that the guy was a Democrat. They were touching each other inappropriately in public during a live performance of Beetlejuice which is deemed a family-friendly show.

Boebert was also caught vaping in the audience, too, in which she was hostile when a pregnant woman, sitting exactly behind Boebert, asked her to stop. Sarcastically speaking, what a great exhibition of “family values.”

Palin didn't remotely do something of a lewd nature and she got parodied in an adult entertainment film, but Boebert was incredibly lewd (on surveillance camera) and NOBODY bothered to make an adult video parody of her, what the f—k is up with that?

There is more than enough material to go on and there are plenty of adult actresses who could look the part of Boebert.

Hopefully, 2024 will be the year that the adult entertainment world decides to create a series of Boebert parody films.

You can read my original article here on Medium: https://canhoangtran.medium.com/boeberts-theatre-antics-the-inevitable-porn-parody-c4461496bcee