This is a funny little story about a guy a friend of mine was introduced to one day by a new acquaintance we'd both met earlier. The acquaintance told my friend that he had a friend who was interested in dating someone, so my friend agreed to meet him.
About 20 minutes later, the guy came over to the house of our acquaintance, where we were at having dinner. He introduced himself to us, then he started talking to my friend to try to get to know her better. It wasn't long before he started saying things that weren't very appropriate to say during dinner.
He started talking about the fact that he had a few boils on the back of his thigh. He gave way too much information about the condition of these boils, including the fact that he was going to be getting them drained by a doctor soon. It was so unbelievable to us that he was just going on and on about this nastiness. But he didn't seem to notice how uncomfortable we were all looking.
When my friend and I left that house a few hours later, we finally let out the laughter we had been holding in the whole time we had been listening to that guy discuss his big pus-filled boils. Of course, my friend never talked to him again.