Things that you should know before visit Brazil

1- The Gas Stations Make Zero Sense Whatsoever

Brazil has a weird law where cars have to be able to run off of a certain type of ethanol made from sugar. This isn't for environmental benefits, it's to support the sugar industry in Brazil -- one of their main legal exports.
Because this industry is about as crooked as the rest of the country, gas prices are a complete dice throw.

2- Your Taxi Ride May Be Your Last

Taxicab kidnappings and hostage attempts are more common than you'd think in Brazil. If you'd rather not spend what's left of your life bound and gagged before being dumped in the rainforest, stay home.

3- The Girls that you will never forget

You can ask around, there isn’t any man alive that doesn’t love a Brazilian girl. Sometimes we just can’t stop dreaming about them, sorry ladies you can’t blame us. I know most guys will agree with this and i know some ladies would be like “there they go again". But have a part that i hate in most of girls here in brazil, they finish school and pass all the whole year going to gym and nightclubs, they dont want work or do other things, if one of then look to you more than 10 secs be careful... they are analyzing if you have 6 digits in the bank account or still living with parents (saved if you are son of any politic lol).

4- People in brazil are still living in they 5 years old life

Some days ago a genius from government got a great idea to install a phone blocker in prisons, so the the criminal faction decided put terror in the city and set fire to buses, cars, bridges, and all they see fit. The police here dont give a single fuck about what is going on because the only thing that matters at the moment are the olympics and safety of athletes, so if you are coming from other country enjoy you will get the best security ( while the last olympics). But when students want to protest for our rights they throw tear gas, rubber bullet, tasers, all the shit they want to everyone stfu. Yea brazil is on a constant caos 24/7, i love this country (oh the irony lmao).

5- People in brazil love uber

If you are really interested to use uber here then you should be careful, taxi drivers are 24/7 looking if someone is with a phone using uber app. if they see it my friend then its better you and the uber guy run like forest, they will hunt you for the rest of your lives and i'm not even kidding (sometimes the opposite happens, but is quite rare ).

6- Corruption is out in the Open

Police and politicians make no secret that they are extremely corrupt, even accepting bribes in broad daylight! While most, if not all, governments are corrupt, few are as brazen about it as Brazil. If you want make some war before pick up your flight to home go to the street and yell loudly "Lula and Dilma motherfuckers, tudo acaba em feijoada" ppl will go crazy, serious.

Well that's it. Have more things and i will edit it later when i have time, now i need drive to my university without taking a shot from some angry criminal gang.