Hey what’s up internetizens? It’s Friday night and time for me to spray some more words blindly into cyberspace. So I was a bad commie this week. I’ve kind of resisted buying headphones for awhile because I generally don’t like wearing them. Probably because I don’t like to be unaware of my surroundings. So I've just kind of looked at them as an unnecessary expense. But of course 2020 went and changed shit up on me again so I find myself in voice chats a lot more these days. So I caved and found myself a nice comfy pair at what seemed like a reasonable price….with a surround sound mode, and I have to confess I kind of see the appeal now. I’ve got The Clash Playing and it totally rocks. I might play GTA for a bit after this. Of course, that’s an example of a much more unnecessary expense. So clearly I’m a flawed individual like everybody else. What can I say?
So I didn’t really know what to write about this week. I guess there was a debate or something after all this week? I thought it got cancelled because the President was being a little bitch about doing it virtually while he’s fucking contagious. I guess because it’ll be easier to cut him off when he talks over people and won’t shut up after his time is up. But I guess they did something like a debate on Thursday? Or was it “Dueling town halls” as Bill Fucking Maher put it? Whatever it was I missed it, but I’m sure it was a very entertaining episode of BIden and Butt-head. DId they score. Uhuhuhuh. That would be……. disturbing , actually. But apparently they have because they both have kids. And apparently all their kids are spoiled, privileged, highly connected pieces of shit. Who’d have guessed? I mean, I would have but I’m not sure most people would have. They all want to believe the person on their side is a saint who actually gives a shit about them. That’s why no matter how much evidence there is that Trump is a pedophile, his people will continue to believe he’s fighting a secret war against pedophiles. He’s not, he’s just fighting the other pedophiles. Or just putting on a show of it for his fan base who are very concerned about child sex trafficking but never seem to say much about all the missing children from ICE dentention facilitiesl
Anyway. So I was thinking about God earlier. By which I mean the Christian one I was taught about, who’s supposed to be good but is actually kind of a piece of shit who doesn't know what he wants. I mean, supposedly He doesn’t want us to masturbate, and I feel like he probably comes down harder on women for it. But then he went and made so many penis-shaped vegetables. What the fuck, bro? In fact, why did he even give us hands? Or the brain power to invent even better sex toys for that matter. He had to know what was going to happen. Just millennia of hairless apes thinking up new and better ways to jerk off. That’s what was gonna happen. I know what you’re gonna say, “Well we weren’t supposed to eat from the tree of knowledge”. Well it was right fucking there! That was clearly a dare. Why are supposedly infallible superior being so much like humans? Must mean humans are infallible. So clearly we never do anything wrong or ill advised. Which means abortion must be ok because humans do it and we’re made in God’s image. So fuck you, Christian Right.
Anyway, that’s all I’ve really got for this week. So I’m just gonna go ahead and close out with a good night and good luck and a reminder to say fuck it! Before it fuck’s you!