冷笑话(先发制人)

in busy •  7 years ago 

我们几个骑自行车一起出去,刚要过路口的时候,一位老奶奶摇摇晃晃地朝我们走过来了。二哥见状马上就假装摔倒,老奶奶看了一下就快步走开了。二哥起来笑了一笑说:“想要碰瓷讹人,门儿都没有,哥这叫先发制人。”老太太还没走远,说了一句:“这么小就干我们这行了,后生可畏啊!”

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