So the entire world is going completely out of its mind. Now they want to update Santa to some gender neutral bullshit wearing skinny jeans and be a hipster. Are you serious? This is the dumbest thing I have heard in a long time. That is saying a lot since just the other day I heard that Sesame Street was introducing their first homeless character. How the hell you gonna forget about Oscar the Grouch living in a god damn trash can for the last 49 years? If that is not homeless I don't know what the hell is. What is wrong with these people? How have we got to this point in the world? We are supposed to be driving flying cars and doing space travel missions to far away galaxies but instead, we are trying to ruin Christmas.
What in the fuck is wrong with people?
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I just heard about an initiative to ban the "Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer" classic song because it supposedly depicts bullying - because all the other reindeer wouldn't let Rudolph join in their reindeer games. Seriously???
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Let’s start this one:
I heard they’re gonna change Bashful to Boastful because Rudolph cried to Santa. Look at Bashful, all tied up with the reindeer being a prick to Rudolph and trying to go by ‘Bashful’ when we all know it’s just a reindeer game.
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lol, good one. Makes about as much sense as anything else. And how about the Grinch who stole Christmas, just teaching those poor kids to steal, we should ban it too.
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Grinch who stole Christmas is another one, you’re right! Have you heard any new replacement titles? Last I heard they were still torn between The Great Who Saved Christmas and Green Because Red Is The Devil And The Devil Isn’t Christmas And Christmas Would Never Steal ANYthing Anyway!
I, personally, think the second one is too long but what do I know? I still know Blitzin as Blazin’... that bong water drinker doesn’t fool me.
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You could go as far as writing a headline like
"Grinchaphobics lock desperate grinchekistanian migrant out of their homes in the middle of winter in hopes of freezing him to death."
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Eh, while I got you. About that reverse 10:1 split. First, thanks for explaining that one to me.
Are you going to power down? The way I understand your break down of it, it’s imperative we do power down, correct? What do you think?
You’re hip to the white paper, too, do you know how long it would take me to power down should I need to do that?
Thanks mang!
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The 10:1 rev split has been written out of the newest whitepapers so assuming they have their shit togeather at steemit inc we should be fine. I am not going to power down. I have to much fun here.
If you chose to power down it takes 13 weeks to fully power down. I say just keep earning.
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Oh yeah, I’m with you. I’m not going anywhere either, I’m just looking for a good deal. I’m pretty naive to technological stuff.. ok, A LOT of stuff. I guess what I was looking for was a miracle move with this reverse split is say.. tomorrow, power down tonight and wake up tomorrow purchasing well, you know... 10x.
So you believe we’re safe then with our SP and nothing crazy should happen like wake up whatever time in April that was you were saying and only have a 1/10 power?
In case you can’t gell.. I’ve been waiting to get ahold of you!! Ha. Man you had me a little nervous.
edit Eh, bad timing for autocorrect to spell “gell.” Like, wth is that?!? “Sell?” What the “Hell?” “Bell” “Fell” What the hell is it?? ....*tell.
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Now stop that!
You aren’t allowed to say stealing is wrong! That’s judging the thieves 🤣
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Imo people do not have any big problems. So they create shit like this where they can put some of their energy into. Rocketscience is too hard so lets make a gay black santa or sth. like that
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Excuse me?
Why’s he’s gotta be gay and black?
I vote Mexican lesbian Santa 🎅🏿
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That is also a nie combination ;-)
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Are they going to make him update his wardrobe to a rainbow outfit too?Replace that tattered old soot stained red jacket with the fluffy pristine white collar and cuffs, for a Rainbow jacket and boa style cuffs and collars.
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So are you saying that Santa might lose his sack?
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People always will do a stupid things because people are stupid... And that not change ...
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Not to spam links, but I just wrote a post about the evolution of Santa. It would appear this is just another stop along the way before he assumes his final form.
https://steemit.com/christmas/@themadgoat/fun-facts-about-santa-claus-prostitution-kidnapping-racism-and-odin
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We should make a #makefloginggreatagain hashtag to bring back mother and father flog.
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I have to agree. Santa is fine the way he is. I figured Mrs. Claus was the female Santa hey Nat King Cole's Mrs. Santa Claus has always been a nice song but hip Santa Claus? Why can't they just leave things alone?
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Hey, thanks for the heads up, @doomsdaychassis. Missed the hip Santa plans AND the homeless Sesame Street character!
You know what they say. Peeps with nothing to help make real things better get busy breaking things that already work. Or did I just make that up? ;)
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You may have made it up but it makes sense.
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