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Hi!

I am a bullet.

Forged from the Copper and cored to the Lead, I have just one aim in my life. To fly. To fly through the red mass. If it is a heart or a brain, then even better. I'll get just 1 chance. 

I am the most unbiased human creation in this world. I do not differentiate between color, race, religion, social status, sex, character. Nothing. All I do is obey. Obey the one who makes me fly! If that "one" wants me to fly through him/her, I oblige to that also, without any hesitation. I do not hesitate when I am told to fly through the heads of little children, through the hearts of innocent. Hesitation is for the weak, not for me, who carries gun powder in its ass!

Which gun I prefer?

I always prefer to be shot from a scoped rifle, which is handled by an almost invisible sniper. I like flying for long distances and with great velocity. Some of the rifle bullets have been placed in the Golden Hall of Bullet Fame. Like the one which was shot by sniper JTF-2 in May 2017 during the Iraq Civil War. Do you know how much distance that golden famed bullet travel? A whopping 3.54 KiloMeter or 2.230723 Miles or 3,871 Yards.

And do you know when does bullets enjoy the most? When they get to penetrate 1+ person in their first and last flight. Like when one SAS sniper fired a bullet which pierced through two terrorist heads, bounced of a wall and then hit the third one on his neck, bleeding him to death. Can you imagine that? 

You should, because there was this another bullet which got way too lucky for a bullet. A Lance Corporal fired a bullet on a suicide bomber in Afghanistan. The bullet accidentally hit the explode button of suicide bomber's jacket. And boom, he and his 5 companions were killed instantly!!! I mean can you imagine that, six terrorists dead by a single bullet!

Which gun I hate?

Damn, I just hate machine guns. Every single bullet ever produced hates machine gun. You know why? Machine gun is the only gun which just thinks about itself and not the bullets. Neither Bullets nor their dreams make any sense to a machine gun. I told you earlier, every bullet wants to kill at least 1 person during their lifetime. But do you know what a machine gun does? It throws us like sperms bombarded to get one single egg. Most of us don't even get to touch our target. Embedded in ground, on the walls, vehicles, but not through the red masses. It's a shame to waste us like that. All I want to say regarding this is, "BAN THE MACHINE GUN". Sigh!

What I am currently doing?

Well I am sitting bored in the drawer of a teenage boy in America. He just got a handgun and my sister bullet from his dad's drawer, who happens to be a Policeman in Washington DC. I am eagerly waiting to FLY. I wonder where he will take me tomorrow.