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I'm sadly also not a giant letter. I wish I could be though.

I'm sadly also
Not a giant letter. I
Wish I could be though.

                 - rishi556


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

HaikuBot strikes again when you least expect it!

UNFORGIVEABLE

FIX THIS

FIX THIS RIGHT NOW

BECOME NATHAN FILLION TOMORROW

or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't tell me. You arent a spider??

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unlike these posers

I AM AN ACTUAL SPIDER 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

Aaaahhhhhhhhh

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I knew it and the cutest one around!

Body swap. Wut?

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:thinking emoji:

Hahaha! That’s really good!

ok accepted

throws you into the pool

AND DONT YOU EVER GET OUT

we dont want the unsexy version ever reappearing >:C

lol

Nathan, Nathan, Nathan. I know you're just trying to divert attention. Shouldn't you be petitioning networks to pick up firefly???

But, Nathan. Nathan! You must have hit your head again, Nathan! Nathan! Just go look in the mirror, Nathan! That's really you! You're Nathan, Nathan!

Somebody get Nathan some help!

Quick!!!

Nathan forgot who he is again! This is a sad day for Steem...

Without you, Nathan, we're Nuthin'. Please come back, Nathan.

I'm not talking to you no more 😢

Yeah dude I figured that out a long time ago, glad u finally admitted it! That was part of the reason i was flagging u all that time! @kawaiicrush was right! Now u owe us upvotes for your false retaliatory flags against me! I was just following my psychic. lol I turned u into nathan too, and this was part of the deal, u busted!! Nathan and i r friends or were acquaintances on fb! lol telling me on discord to watch your movie firefly just the other week! tisk tisk!

Counter confession: I've never seen Firefly.

Sneaks out of comment section

You should correct this serious error in judgement as soon as possible.

Ouch. I'll quit everything I'm doing to see what I've been missing out on :-/

Me neither.

/runs out right after you

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I am sorry for your loss.

:-( I'm grieving. I honestly don't feel this ever made it to my country, but maybe I just missed it for other reasons.

Sadly it isn't on Netflix but is $15 for the BluRay on Amazon.

I really am the Earth itself though, albeit a matrix version, and an actual dick.
I can't wait to burn you all to death with climate change.

Climate change is so hot today.

I am safe for another day the humans don’t expect a thing.

@pennsif IS a fox. I have seen a photo of him. Confirmed fox.

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Actually I'm a shapeshifter. Sometimes a fox, sometimes a penguin...

Oh gosh... a penguin in the welsh countryside? I will keep an eye out.. kinda waddles in a black and white suit? About yay high?

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I didn't actually know who Nathan was, but I have heard of Mark Wahlberg. I know a lot of people here operate under a pseudonym to retain some privacy. That's fine and part of what Steem makes possible. I have met @pennsif and can confirm he does not have a bushy tail, but he is very smart.

But, have you checked out his ears?

Thanks for vouching for me Steve. Actually that's why I kept my coat on... 😀

Sir, I am disappoint.

Drink it down, !BEER

View or trade BEER at steem-engine.



Hey @enforcer48, here is a bit BEER for you. Enjoy it!

Noooo!

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LOL.

and i am not really a lego sitting on a toilet roll

That would be a shitty hand to be dealt if you were.

Wait. That’s what it is?

lol, yep, paper roll

hahaha!

But you're a lovely lego, all the same.

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I'm not really this ridiculously good looking.

Its okay, we know you're a balding 50 year old lady hunched over your computer screen with a bucket of ice cream. And we accept you. ;)

That warms my heart.

YOU TRICKED ALL OF US!!!

All these times we sat and talked. All these times we spent together. All these times I thought you were my friend.

And now the truth comes out. You are an actor... an actor pretending to be an actor.

I am sick right now at the thought that you betrayed me all this time.

All this time I thought Nathan Fillion was a really smart dude with lots of good knowledge to be gained from. I figured you learned all this from your many roles. But I guess I am easily persuaded.

You betrayed my trust and forever will I remember. I guess you cannot trust anyone on the crypto-sphere.

And I guess you are going to tell me next that You really arent The Real Marky Mark either.

Not sure what else to say.......

Funny, of course most are here because we are trying to be anonymous. Blockchain is for security and anonymity to protect ourselves. People who are this space must be mindful of this. Great post, too bad we are got downvoted by @ranchorelaxo and @haejin

Don't believe him, you crusty turbo virgins. This is definitely Nathan Fillion, I played Fortnite with him once before, so I would definitely know. He's just trying to throw us off his scent. Probably because he's getting ready to release some new Gamer Boi bathwater that you can buy from his Patreon, for only $19.95.

$19.95? That's just the shipping charge.

Damn, Belle Delphine better watch out. The market is about to get turned over, spit on and fucked in the ass real hard with those prices.

Well excuse me, but I am a pixelated version of my original self.

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I knew it.

Can't sneak anything by you!

What?? No mention of me not being a maniac?.. well... maybe I am... (storms off in a huff...)...

I am not Nathan Fillion.

Damn it! Why not? Maybe you can try? He's hot and funny. Give it a shot.

Yes, Firefly was awesome and I still rewatch it at times. Also, I am a pink haired anime character like my avatar.

I tried this but it didn't work.

  ·  5 years ago (edited)

I have to admit also, I'm not Charles "Stackin" Fuchs. I just use his images.

I have reported you to steemcleaners for impersonation. 😂

Oh snap! 😂😂😂

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😂

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Just to make things clear, I am a black cat.

Just to make things clearer, I'm going to need my TV remote back. You've had it for too long now.

hisses

Right. We're taking you to the vets. No reason, just because we know you don't like it.

lol

WHAT???

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I don't know who Nathan Filion is.

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!giphy Nathan+filion

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// Supported by witness untersatz! //
PS. I couldn't find you a suitable GIF (sorry!)

!giphy Mark+wahlberg

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// Supported by witness untersatz! //

I'll admit, I'm not a bitcoin skeptic, I am somewhat of a bitcoin maximalist - excluding Steem.

Right. This is the final straw. I'm powering down and leaving 😥

WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?

You have deceived us all.... and this was the only reason I’ve been reading your posts and upvoting, because I’m shallow and only follow TV celebrities.....

PS: by the way, I really am a skull with an enormous cranial cavity that contains a ☯️ and a 🕉.

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I am not a mouse also!

Lies.

Welcome to the blacklist, fella. How dare you impersonate my favorite show's main actor, you're gonna pay big time...
!giphy how+dare+you



// Supported by witness untersatz! //

Would you be surprised if I said that I'm not really surprised? :-)

PS. I MISS FIREFLY.

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It's OK I Used to be a Stock Broker but I am not Licensed Anymore......Confession is Good for the Soul................

Haha you know what? I don't care - you will always stay caleb from buffy .. and pennsif is (I know it!) the fox I spot in my garden from time to time.

I don't actually moon walk...

now that is to bad, in my mind you will always be him anyway, even if you are not... we are all sure you are lying
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OMG! It comes as a surprise to me!

Well, I must say that I am I'm fact a badger! On Wisconsin!

like on, on the entire state?
You must be YUGE!

What? This is absurd!

Next you will say that @berniesanders isn't the real Bernie...

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He isn’t?

This is awesome. The fact that it's not entirely ironic (or satirical) and that there are some people who thought you were the real guy is amazing. This confusion has been going on for a while now so it's probably good that you came forward to set the record straight and to give a public apology. Lol Hilarious.

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Speak for yourself. I am, in fact, a blue dinosaur.

Is it emotional for you to know all your friends and family died out millions of years ago?

He's still got yoshi.

You have no idea. But millions of years has been a long enough time to come to terms with what happened.

After listening to your radio show and running your voice through my proprietary voice recognition software, I only returned one match! I can definitively conclude that @themarkymark is actually @theflavorflav.

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Yeah BOYEEE. You’ve been doxed!

Ha ha😅👍

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Unfortunately, my avatar is not a picture of my own eye... :(

This is outrageous. What about space, are you going to tell us you have never been in space!?

I had figured you weren't him. You're a fanboy, and that's cool. But I did google the guy to make sure I wasn't crazy when I thought your avatar was an actor. I never watched firefly, but recognised the face.

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😂
Maybe time for me to confess as well...

Downvoted for your obvious (and ongoing) intent to deceive the masses. Just own up to your fame already.

Shhh, trying to stay low profile here.

You must just have these gifs at the ready.

If you only knew...


goes on for a few pages

And that's just the Firefly ones.

HAHAHAHAHA. That's great.

What browser extension do you use for that?

I use a macro program (Phrase Express).

Unfollowed. We were all just waiting for the re-boot. Also fairly sure pennsif actually is a fox, sneaking around the chain all day.

Ooooohh... I see

it looks like someone is giving the cat the middle finger in taskmasters photo

who is Nathan Fillion?
all this time I knew you as @themarkymark only.

seriously i don't know anything about Nathan Fillion.

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i meant to say that i know you as themarkymark so it's not a matter if you're Nathan Fillion or not.

you're themarkymark.

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I had a strange feeling you were never Nathan Fillion I just couldn't put my finger on it why I felt that way.

Shhh, they will figure out I am not a purple whale.

Shocking .

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SHOCK !BEER

I was bad at recognise people, for a very long time I thought your avatar was yourself and I thought he was really good looking. I felt very stupid when I told other Steemians about it later.
(done my confession)

I wouldn't worry about it too much, now if you thought a loaf of bread avatar was really a loaf of bread, that might be unforgivable.

or ats' avatar could be him

I am not a bell star and explosive beautiful like the supernovas...but thanks so much for making me laugh after a long day at work today. :)

Anyways we all are Stardust for supernovas particles.

Supernova is responsible for creating elements in the universe and the human body.

@themarkymark,

I hope you feel much better after your confession.

Lovely evening @themarkymark :)

Well my day has just been ruined. Thanks a whole fucking lot! Liar!!

LMFAO. the salt is sooo real.

I am not Nathan Fillion.

That is exactly what I would expect Nathan Fillion to say...

And can you verify that @taskmaster is not a cat? If we haven't seen him or ... her at a Steemfest, who is to say?

And can you verify that @taskmaster is not a cat? If we haven't seen him or ... her at a Steemfest, who is to say?

You got me, I haven't.

This is the funniest thing I have seen on STEEM in awhile.

I'm neck deep in frauds over here on this blockchain. I thought @pennsif was at least part fox.

There seems to be no proof either way...

I only know that you are Themarkymark ... That's all, ya I saw firefly, I am familiar with Nathan Fillion but doesn't matter...

Sadly I am what is visible on my display picture ! Lol

Great Blog @themarkymark !

I have no idea who Nathan F. is, who knows he has to confess one day he is not you. Thanks for the great post and the smile on my face. I wish you a happy Monday 💕

omg u are a hoot.

Another show I miss madly.

Boston Legal is freaking hysterical.

So well written and sharp and witty...

I have a confession to make... my rabbit ears are pretend.

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Wow, this means I've been bilking steem from all those fan club members here on Steemit. I guess I'll have to spent the night writing a letter of regret for your deceitfulness. If anyone should inquire please tell them the refund checks are in the mail.

Wait. Does this mean you are actually Morena Baccarin?!!!!

😂🤣

If I was, I'd never leave the house.

Okay. Okay. I'm not a pigeon.
I regret it too. Anyone who sees my account thinks I'm a dove.
I am so sorry, but in reality I am a penguin.
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But I love this song: