Let's Talk About Wanking.

in busy •  6 years ago  (edited)

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For those of you who don't know the term.

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Some people have personal opinions on whether or not others should wank. I'm not big on controlling other people's views on wanking, if you want to wank, go ahead and wank, it is your wanker after all.

I don't like knowing what you want to wank to or when you are wanking. There is an NSFW room in one of the channels on Discord. I went in there once and learned what a couple of people's wanking preferences are and now I feel slightly embarrassed for them whenever I try to talk to them, I just picture them wanking. I don't really enjoy picturing other people wanking. Some people do though, they even wank to pictures of people wanking. So, who am I to say.

There is also a lot of wanking that goes on here on Steem. Some of it is covered by the NSFW tag, but some of the wanking goes on right in front of everyone.

Famous Steem Wankers:

  1. Jerry Banfield
  2. Haejin
  3. Bernie
  4. Traf

For some reason on Steem we respect big wanking more than small wanking. Small wanking is mostly considered bad, but big wankers are just taking their investment back out. I would think wanking should apply across the board, but again, who am I to judge. I guess size does matter.

I know there are more wankers but those are the wankers that come to mind right now.

Sometimes a group of people will gather together to help each other wank. This is often called a Circle Jerk and we can discuss that in another post!

Well, those are my thoughts on Wanking, so Wank or Don't Wank... It's up to you.
If others see you wanking they will always know you are a wanker and have a hard time picturing you not wanking, but.. these are choices we all must make.

See you wankers later!

@whatsup

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Yep, wankers everywhere right? I wonder if the blockchain wankers are wankers in real life?

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Oh, I'm pretty sure wankers are wankers anywhere they go.

Haha, for sure! My point exactly. ☺️

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Once a wanker, always a wanker.

!dramatoken

Dr Kellogg should get on Steem and see if he can do anything with the wankers. For those who don't know, corn flakes were supposedly invented to stop wankers wanking.

Wow, I had no idea, I will have to look this up

It's pretty crazy but he's right.

For those who don't know, corn flakes were supposedly invented to stop wankers wanking.

I'm not sure how does that make any sense.

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smear your hands with honey, pick up a handful of cornflakes and then, wank. I am pretty sure you won't want to do that again any time soon :D

Haha, I guess it makes sense after all!

We are pro-wanking , when necessary.

Username checks out

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  ·  6 years ago (edited)

I joined steem because of the first guilty wanker on the list. He had promised me upvotes and 20$ if I made sure I commented on his posts that he helped me discover Steemit and I did for a fucking month before reading something other than the 'trending page' and start smelling a rotten fish. You should also know that I didn't get either the 20$ or the upvote I desperately needed to be like him‍... sigh.

All I am now asking this forgiving community is to forgive me for being a wankers follower for some few crucial months of joining this platform :D

Awwww. You got wanked! And you still stuck around. We love you.

Very much so! Had to stay for the community 🖤

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Guys, buy some steem, power up, stop complaining and start wanking.

Or you can join my circle-jerking club.

I just powered up 15K.

Wow! Great job, it wasn't a complaint actually, marky dared me to write about wankers. This was the result.

Lol you have nowhere near enough SP for your vote to matter in the slightest tbh ngl.

Thanks.
What a relieve.
I thought I'm the biggest wanker on steemit.

Nah. Everyone under 1 million SP is basically a minnow these days.

I guess this post is one for the wank bank. Also the wank bank term now starts to make a lot more sense on steemit

lol

We need a system that stimulate the behavior we want to see. As long there is a system that stimulate self-voting etc ... this will continue.

We can call on morality but the real problem is the system itself. What is stimulated that will happen. As simple as that.

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

Read somewhere that people who say they don't masturbate are lying.

I kind of think it should be under... Don't ask, don't tell!

Yep! :)

Just when I thought I couldn't love you any more than I already do...
I'm filling up here and far too emotional to finish this comment...

lol

My thoughts on the topic.
@acidyo sent me here. :D

Flagged for disrespecting Bernie. He's a treasure to this blockchain, no matter how much he devalues it.

!dramatoken

I will cherish this forever, thank you :)

I've heard you talk about that. What's your take?

Take on what?


Such drama, you've earned a DRAMA!

To view or trade DRAMA go to steem-engine.com.

What worries me the most is that so many people on STEEM seems to suffer from paraphilia.

lol

My heroine ! Hear Hear ! Taking out the trash !

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Place your bets on how long until a "wank" token is launched on steem engine. Maybe it could be awarded like your drama token, holders can distribute when they see some one in action (metaphorically speaking).

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Good idea

There was some discussion of this at Steemcampuk yesterday. The main problem with the big 'wankers' is that people are scared to do anything. Groups like Steemflagrewards are accused of going after the small offenders, but there is at least some chance of persuading them to change their ways.

Yeah, I don't think all wanking could ever be stopped. Personally, I get annoyed by the wanking, but I do respect the rights of the wankers. :)

Not worth getting too worked about things you cannot affect. It is up to the bigger players to determine if it should continue, but a lot of them seem to just worry about their short-term gains.

Someone should create a steem wankers bot

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Joe Parys not on that wanking list ;)

Yep, good point

:)

To wank or not to wank, that is the question. I guess size DOES matter after all!

Oh man, who knew you would write something so....wanky! A side of whatsup I never knew. But this was a great parable of the whale. Nicely done.

Haha, it's Marky's fault. :) He told me to write about wanking... This was the result. :)

Peer pressure on STEEM!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!

Well, it was a hilarious read.

Well...FINALLY...a post worthy of a thumbs-up today...

Feeling very relaxed after took care of wanking! :D

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I’m lovin’ the wankin’ drama 😬

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🤣🤣🤣

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well it has many definition why you or we wanking. haha

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I've been called a wanker - in London was the first time

Or...it is best to decide whether that is a compliment or not!

Well, when you are called a wanker it is best just do decide for yourself whether or not you really are a wanker.

I mean it's a personal thing really.

I have to wank because I was born with too much. @whatsup, Steem On Dude!

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wankers go wanking on STEEM blockchain & all are

Lmao I was worried about where this was heading, but glad I stopped by 😂😂

It was kind of a dare. Eh, why not. We all know there are wankers.

Yeah, and what a bunch of tossers they are.

How's the elbow feeling today? LOL


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