Swoop entered the SteemChat discord nagging me about entering his #handjob contest...
Soyrosa was in there and she actually has pretty hands, is creative and can take photos, so she started bragging and bragging and bragging and bragging about how fancy her handjob was.
I couldn't stand it... she was posting pictures of her handjob all over the screen.
I got so envious that I used my hand to block out the image of her beautiful shot...
Suddenly I realized... I had a shot...
I took out my phone camera and realized I am terrible at taking steady pictures with two hands...
What the heck.. I took my one handed hand shot and here it is.
After I posted it.. they viciously trolled me about my coke nails... whatever that means...
Here is my sad entry plus proof of trolling, for the #handjob contest!
Hj's are what got me where I am today, and ambidextrous international man of misery..
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congratulations!
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I'm over here admiring your long, slender, graceful fingers feeling a bit of envy that osteoarthritis is non-existent on your perfect phalanges.💅
I smile as I read the humorous story till I come across the term "coke nails"
As a babyboomer during the 80s and 90s I'm sure I heard that term before but today I suffer a bit of "sometimers" (it's pre Alzheimers) and I had to stop to look it up:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Coke%20Nails
Ohhhhh, now I remember!
"Using fingernails to snort a bump of coke"👃
You know, stoners did/do the same thing with growing a couple long fingernails to hold onto roaches except their tips usually turned yellow from the resin or eventual burns!
Have a great weekend @whatsup and good luck in the #handjob #handmodel contest!✌👍👌
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I can give you some free (unsolicited) advice if you want!
Take a cotton swab and apply apple cider vinegar to those lovely, natural nails twice a day and see if that helps. Also taking hair, skin and nail vitamins or keratin supplements work wonderfully! @whatsup 💅💋
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I'll try it. :) Thanks
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You're welcome!
Not sure what's going on with all of the downvotes on your post and our comments. Anyone have an explanation?
Please send me a friend request on Discord @whatsup to @ninahaskin#9858
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Don't sweat the downvotes, they just happen, for the comments here they might take off a penny or two. :)
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Flagged for being the saddest handjob on Steem.
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Hahaha...saw many good #handjob...👍. I was more curious to see behind the scene...but then #cokenails hold me up....what actually it means still trying to nail it🤯
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I like handjobs
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I think I'll take a handjob picture a little later this afternoon, but I'm going to do a contest combo post, lol. Who doesn't like double-dipping?
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oh that sounds clever and amazing.
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Well, the post is out. Hope you like it.
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lol
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