“Moody zoo animal? Bipolar bear”
This is my entry for the 5 word joke contest hosted by @the1ramp
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6 years ago by chekohler (70)
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That seems too clever to be an original? If it is I think hallmark is hiring :)
I'm bipolar... Just add beer.
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lol it’s by no means an original that joke is pretty old I was just lucky enough to shorten it to 5 words!
My first job involved writing lots of corn lines for ad copy lol I guess it just never left
Don’t drink too much, could see you turn into a WilderBEERst
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Thank you so much for being an awesome Partiko user! You have received a 42.79% upvote from us for your 4821 Partiko Points! Together, let's change the world!
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Dear friend @chekohler , along with my friend @crypto.piotr I want to ask you a big favor to help a noble cause with your VOTE for our friends of @steemchurch, it will only take you 3 minutes, you just have to vote for @steemchurch in this link:
https://dpoll.xyz/detail/@theycallmedan/which-steem-project-should-i-delegate-20k-steempower-to-for-1-year/
I took this opportunity to ask you in favor.
Knowing these difficult times that Venezuela is going through.
VOTE for @steemchurch
I hope this does not bother you. I'm sorry for changing the topic of the post.
Yours,
Edgar .. !!!
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Dude I voted ages ago, quit spamming people’s posts! You already sent me a wallet note too! I’m fine with campaigning but one message/method of sending a message is enough!
If you actually took the time you could check the blockchain with steemd and see that I voted already!
Which just shows how inconsiderate and lazy you are that you don’t even bother to check, you just continue to spam your messaging! Kinda makes me question your ethics and if my vote is going to the right people
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They have church in the name... What ethics?
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Lol I guess you have a point then I shouldn’t be surprised at all
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dear friend @chekohler receive my apologizes ..!!
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