Portland’s Dankest? : (plus 1 weed poem)

(Bad at reading? It’s p’Nipple Express on the left, and Gorilla Glue to the right)
-On the Left side, those pungent smelling, mango tasting, orange-hair-having little space nuggets are actually PINEAPPLE EXPRESS! Apparently this strain existed before the retarded movie came out with Lames Franco...and this is it!!!
...The Sativa-Heavy buds are great for delicious daytime joints that won’t leave you as sedated as other hybrids....
Yes i placed the nuggetry in a mini VHS tape-box-limited edition shit- like this next strain-On the right side...it’s literally my favorite strain- i think. Who knows with a tolerance that gets as high as mine, but this GORILLA GLUE is an excellent time. Although it’s an indica heavy hybrid, it is not as much so relative to GDP and other purps which I grow tired of after a while, no pun intended.
-Gorilla Glue aka GG comes in a myriad of subtypes, although unlike most buds GG never fails to give me an uplifting almost euphoric feeling- rather than just high (i’m always stoned all day so..you get it)
...Now take your looking balls aka “eyes” and check out this DOPE close-up...(no pun intended)

Yea bro! Word, 420! Look at this PINEAPPLE EXPRESS CLOSE-UP. All ya gotta do: let the photons from Sun bounce off screen & onto the back of your eye!
aw ugh, yeahhhh ya ya ya yesss! Anyways folk, this P’ nipple Express had me in another world- where the whole world is a TV room, sofa and bag of chips.... Sometimes after I do a really good weed, I become this flawless person with Mad talent and skills, like check out this poem I wrote in like 5 seconds about this bud..

-The strain is greatness...the name is famous.. today i’m brainless- i’m Asmodeus... now, where’s my payment

• the cannabis crystalline, like xanax-i’m feeling fine
  -god dam its so crystalline, actually ima sniff a line ...and Sosa thought HE was the “chief of keef” also bru, ITS KEIF*