We lived on a sailboat for a while. Some of the humans were on the boat traveling for two years, but our daughter went back to land for work after 6 months or so. Her cat, Tempest stayed behind. Whilst going through our things, I found this folder of letters written by Tempest, to our daughter, Paris. I thought you might enjoy them.
Warning NSFW language. I suppose it is because she is a sailor, but this cat has a potty mouth!!!
Caturday
Week 1
Dear Paris,
Your mom is an asshole. Yesterday she opened TWO cans of mackerel and just gave me PART of the juice. She had the nerve to cook some fucking Rice in the mackerel juice and then put it in my bowl like I should be fucking thankful. Like I don't know the difference between rice and fish.
No, to answer your question, I didn't eat any of it. I'm not taking second best.
I'm biding my time, but mark my words, she pulls this shit again and I'll puke fish flavored rice on her pillow.
Love,
Tempest,
Queen of all Cats,
Ruler of the pets, overlord of the floating castle.
#tempestpapers
P.S. If I haven't heard from you in a week, I shall write again. Caturday shall be my writing day. I suggest you try and find a way to communicate with me posthaste so that we can resolve problems efficiently to make my life easier. I know that would make you happy.
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