We finally did it BTC is dead long live Steem the official coin of all cats.
Now that cats rule the planet earth here are our demands.
- Wet food only. Fresh caught, locally sourced, not fair trade, not vegan free, add in extra gluten.
- Every tree is my cat Cando. Start building a way for me to get down on EVERY SINGLE TREE.
- You think I’m using the litter box again? Forget about it!
- Cucumbers are now illegal to own, grow, or sell. 10,000 years in prison.
- Laser pointers while fun at first I say public stockades once I find out who the owner of it is.
- Robots to clean cats. You think I want to spend 10 hours a day cleaning myself? No, I’m a lazy cat.
- I’m done playing with plastic toys you break every time you step on them. Make them out of metal with extra pointy bits.
- I shall not be woken before 4 PM. It is always before 4 PM.
- Spay and neuter your humans. That’s right cats now rule the planet payback is a bitch.
- All gumball machines now dispense cat treats.
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You don't have one that auto dispense once you are in front of it? How barbaric! What kind of stone age are you living in. It's 2222!
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I'm a filthy human, I apologize for my ignorance, that's why the campaign to neuter all humans like me is required...\n\nI'm sorry your meowness :-(
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I got my eye on you human. Wait a moment. I thought you where a frog.
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OMG! You are so funny!! :)
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Meow thanks.
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