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in cat •  27 days ago 

His Depressed Cat owned a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

His Depressed Cat desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

His Depressed Cat needed a helmet that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing to select.

His Depressed Cat found a cup that they would often worship. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Cat had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

His Depressed Cat desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

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