I got my cane after all

in cats •  7 years ago 



what we had there, was a failure to communicate...
.................................................................................................................................................................
between me and the apartment complex office.
but it turned out OK...I got my cane
....LeRoy...

is IMPRESSED

it came in bubble wrap.
He LIKES Bubblewrap
He gave it his Seal of approval
(he RILLY likes bubble wrap)
..........................
Kind of a neat cane..
just the thing if I ever get attacked by a
.....zombie watermelon?


you think THAT was goofy? lookit this
Take THAT ....PIG!



well...maybe not.
Still...I think it looks purty with my duster

that's not me

Bubba was underwhelmed.

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nope...can't say that I have.

It's about an old man with a sword cane who takes on Nazi vampire zombies in NYC, probably the best series about Nazi vampire zombies ever made.

interesting..thank you.

Who doesn't like bubble wrap? :O Nice cane.

I want one !

I think that they quit making them.
I got mine at a STEEP discount

or do you mean a cat?

I suppose my resident wildcat, if he was around- would be more than enough for any intruder, come to think of it.

He scares the shit outta me!

naw...I saw the picture you took of him.
cute kitty...you should pet him and hold him in you lap.
....
speaking of canes..
they have three (din't notice that earlier)
I might just have to get all of them.
complete the collection don't ya know?

Holding him i my lap would entail losing my genitalia, guaranteed...(touching him would be an eye out)

How many canes can you use to decapitate at once, this is the question...

odd that..
I just got thru giving Bubba a nail clipping (he hates that)
I still have most of my skin (he hissed at me)..
how many canes?
Two...
one for each hand..
UNLESS you are quadradexterous.
(so few are)

Quadradexterous <-heard it here first ;)

I normally get the hissing treatment- from about 2 feet away - as I pass him some food!
(every single time)

Bubba only hisses at me when I piss him off.
like when I turn off his favorite tv show.


(we got him an automatic )

I just found a pretty interesting video incorporating both weapons and crypto. Just posted it. I think you will find it entertaining.

https://steemit.com/crypto/@hawaiisunshine/crypto-gun-revolution

oddly enough..when I was in the military I was IN crypto.
by the way...what has CNC routers and 3d printers got to do with Crypto?

Lol nothing, but they had mentioned crypto earlier on in the video so I assumed it had been used to fund his endeavor.

LeRoy and Bubba... awesome names, and they're both so handsome :)

they know it too.
they're SO vain...

The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.

Approximately 1/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.

me think you are a bot..cleverly programmed...pattern recognition....attracted to catz...

The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.

yup...a bot.
muteing in
3...2...1...
seeya

Have cats infiltrated the net to create catbots, lol

Wow that one nearly infiltrated our ranks... What are we going to do about these AI bots?!?

A female cat is called a queen or a molly.

Approximately 1/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds. 😉

Don't mess with the old man....

(Image from here.)