"Text in Picture" - Imagine what Neymar and Cavani are talking about?

Hello everyone, I am @Tarikulislam! Welcome to "Text in picture". In this column, all you need is your imagination. Please design an interesting conversation for people in picture we post.

Imagine what Neymar and Cavani are talking about and write down your lines in comments area as funny as possible.
The format is shown as followed:

Neymar: …

Cavani:…

If your lines are interesting enough, they will be shown in the picture we make for you next time!

Here are some selected comments for the last picture:

@fascimtz:

@Goodness_Gerrard:
@BaggyRex:
@karim10:
Just for fun!!!