Gather around young ones, you will now be privy to the story of the PERFECT BANANA!
A long time ago, before you were even born, there was a banana, shaped exactly so, weighing exactly a certain amount... it was even used as a reference point when you needed to show how big or small things are.
The Cavendish Banana
But it was way more than that, it was absolutely consistently tasty, the way it peeled made monkeys go absolutely crazy with adoration, let alone humans. Perfect slices.
It fit your hand so well that it was used as proof that God created the universe and the Cavendish banana, since it fit so ergonomically in the average human hand.
Alas, it flew too close to the sun, and was a monoculture, so it was destroyed by a virus or bacteria or something. Some say the angels were jealous of its perfection so they struck it down.
Let's take a moment and remember the majesty & brilliance of this simple, yellow, incredible berry and know that perfection is achievable if you're yellow enough, and cavendish banana shaped.