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SHARE THE WEALTH | FREE STEEM GIVEAWAY !
- Comment a one liner joke
- Receive 5% - 50% voting power depending on your joke comment post.
- Only the first 20 1st level comments will be upvoted.
- You can only claim (upvoted) once.
Start posting your one liner joke now ! :)
Why is being in the military like receiving a blow job?
the closer you get to discharge the better is feels
lol I love that one
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Helya :)
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hahaha this so funny
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What do Jedi use to view PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi
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Did anyone notice that the “&”symbol looks like a dog dragging his butt on the floor?
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"orz" looks like a person on all fours.
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Hahaha It's up to you.
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What's similar between walking over an old and weak looking bridge and getting head by a guy?
It'll be fine as long as you don't look down.
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Good one :D
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- What do you call a stolen Tesla™ car? An Edison.
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hohoho
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Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in 20 minutes. Meet me in the parking lot."
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Then you looked at him and said "Eww that's gross, obviously I meant me and the baby."
Too dark?
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If a pharmacy is called a drugstore, then a drug dealer may be called a pharmacist
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My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied lubricant
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hahaha
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Nba is a joke
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What's the difference between your job and your wife? After 5 years, your job will still suck!
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Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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What is up with the New York Knicks?
30-40 years ago that would have been a great conversation starter. Now its a joke
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Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells?
She outgrew her B shells.
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The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".
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An irish man walks out of a bar
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hi joele your so jolly like jollibee... Hehe :)
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"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room." Ouch!!
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What did one elevator say to the other ?
I think I'm coming down with something
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Say want you want about deaf peaople.
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Hahahahah this got me
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Here's an example ... Positive Thing Of Smoking
1.Cowboy films will be more stylish if smoking while riding a horse, because if while scraping nostrils (ngupil) inappropriate
2.Reduce the risk of death. In the news have never met people who died in a smoking position
3.Avoiding bad deeds because no one ever stole and fight while smoking.
4.For health indicators: Usually people who are sick must be banned smoking first. So that smoking is definitely a healthy person.
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Breaking news about maze research! Scientists found out...
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Joking is not my hobby but I love your upvote. Just kidding. Thanks :(
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sure :)
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Thanks so much. I like the way you give away. Thanks again.
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1 brunette and 1 blonde girls in a lift
The brunette sees some sperm on the walls,, ahhh that's grouse
The blonde puts the finger on it then taste it
This is a new guy not from our neighborhood
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I want you to know something but I'm too scared to tell you in person. So I'll just let the first 3 words of this sentence say it for me.
I will know when you find this funny because you will follow me. ~_~
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul
Check out this steemit program we are doing in Zimbabwe your support will go a long way-https://steemit.com/steemit/@tinashe/steemit-future-in-africa-zimbabwe-going-viral
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How much STEEM does it take to change a lightbulb?
none
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Steem faucet? jking ^^
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Wow..missing out of the gift does not mean I can still win other time. As a newbies I know one thing: it is your understanding that determine your stand I have beginning to know how steemit works and I will speed up my game. Togetherness we reach the top. Good one @joele following you already for better tips ahead
One love
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Great post!
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Nice post!
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This post received a 4.5% upvote from @randowhale thanks to @joele! For more information, click here!
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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
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hi, follow me , upvoted your post
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Great post
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a one liner joke :D
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I'm a very beautiful girl🙈
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hi. nice to meet you
sorry i dont no english
but
im very thank you
your vote
Have a good day^^
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The dog wipes his ass on the carpet and we don't care about it. :p
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Thank you @joele for your upvote
Best Regards Andrei
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Great , nice post
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Thanks to voting my blog @joele . I'm followed you, hope you to follow me back, i'm newbie here. Thank you very much :))
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https://steemit.com/chainbb-general/@jonipilo/free-money-for-newbies-minnows-unite-free-sbd-just-for-upvoting-resteeming-following
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Excellent message, you have a point, I hope you also help me with a vote.
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Good job
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Thank your vote. I'm following you.
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I will catch you next time. hehehe
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Guess missed the chance
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I love your Work, I am your new follower
Best Regards Andrei
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buenas ahora te sigo , espero tus aportes por mis post, espero nos ayudemos mutuamente saludos...
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I loved reading these jokes 😆
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I still wonder why superman wearing underwear outside his pants. I think this is not joke but hope for your upvote lol.
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Who else here wonder why pokemon called pocket monsters when they're actually beltmonsters you know what i mean.
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Gosh ... too late! Let me know the next time! Cheers!
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There was such an event. Later, I would like to join later.
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