First of all, someone should help me hail all these

ELENU comedians who

runs there BASKETMOUTH
as if they
want to sing ACAPELLA.

I warn clowns to stop
impersonating real comedians
because, if I BASH them, even
ALIBABA will not be able to
separate us, because its either I-GO-
DYE or I-GO-SAVE.
I was once high on GORDONS spark
and I wore a SENATOR’s suit.
I went on to approach a lady; she
possess a BABY FACE like TEJU, as
gorgeous as a PRINCESS and as fair
as the lady BOVI used for his
comedy skits.
She told me her name is Ayo but AY
for short and because she talks too
much her friends calls her TATAFO.
With PENCIL and sheet of paper
with me, I requested for her mobile
number.
Just as she was about calling it out,
a man in military uniform, as tall
as AKPORORO with beards like
OSAMA walked in.
He told me to leave, introducing
himself as the lady’s boyfriend, she
nodded in confirmation.
But as a sharp guy, I wanted to
claim AJEBO by forming SHAKARA
with my head raised like OMOBABA
olowo,
I told him – ‘YAW mehn! Don’t you
know me, am MC DANIBOY’ .
Before I could blink, he gave me a
resounding slap, and even after 3
days, it was STILL RINGING.
Not until I met SEYILAW, who told
me to consult the OMINI science,
after which I walked like DE-DON .
Even GBENGA ADEYINKA had no
choice than to invite me for shows
where I ,met the likes of JULIUS
AGWU , OKEYBAKASSI and the rest.
But when I woke up, it was just a
dream!!!