Challenge accepted!

in challenge •  4 years ago 

We all know the phrase, spoken by our lord and saviour Barney Stinson, In order to do justice to our prophets (Barney Stinson), I would like to complete the same challenges to be a true "bro" one day.

Recently I came close to admitting defeat on a challenge issued by one of my nay-saying friends. Fortunately I was able to rally in the final hour and snare a lady while talking like a little boy, thereby avoiding my first ever failure.
This brush with dishonor got me thinking about my running list of challenges I plan to complete in my lifetime. Here it is:

[ ] Pick up a chick whilst talking like a little boy

[ ] Lick the Liberty Bell

[ ] Tame a cougar

[ ] Overalls = Sex

[ ] Strike out a Major League batter

[ ] 14-way

[ ] Pulitzer / Nobel

[ ] Own an island

[ ] Dunk

[ ] Miss America

[ ] Wear the Crown Jewels

[ ] High-five the moon

[ ] Drive the pope-mobile

[ ] Debunk gravity

[ ] 24 chicks, 24 time-zones

[ ] “Pay only in pennies day”

[ ] Walk to Connecticut

[ ] Ride a baby giraffe

[ ] Conduct a symphony in Lincoln Center

[ ] Seduce a woman with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back

[ ] Achieve Nirvana in less than an hour

[ ] Suction-cup to the top of the Empire State Building

[ ] Urinate in all seven seas

[ ] Fist-bump a king

[ ] Go “business casual” for half a day

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