We all know the phrase, spoken by our lord and saviour Barney Stinson, In order to do justice to our prophets (Barney Stinson), I would like to complete the same challenges to be a true "bro" one day.
Recently I came close to admitting defeat on a challenge issued by one of my nay-saying friends. Fortunately I was able to rally in the final hour and snare a lady while talking like a little boy, thereby avoiding my first ever failure.
This brush with dishonor got me thinking about my running list of challenges I plan to complete in my lifetime. Here it is:
[ ] Pick up a chick whilst talking like a little boy
[ ] Lick the Liberty Bell
[ ] Tame a cougar
[ ] Overalls = Sex
[ ] Strike out a Major League batter
[ ] 14-way
[ ] Pulitzer / Nobel
[ ] Own an island
[ ] Dunk
[ ] Miss America
[ ] Wear the Crown Jewels
[ ] High-five the moon
[ ] Drive the pope-mobile
[ ] Debunk gravity
[ ] 24 chicks, 24 time-zones
[ ] “Pay only in pennies day”
[ ] Walk to Connecticut
[ ] Ride a baby giraffe
[ ] Conduct a symphony in Lincoln Center
[ ] Seduce a woman with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back
[ ] Achieve Nirvana in less than an hour
[ ] Suction-cup to the top of the Empire State Building
[ ] Urinate in all seven seas
[ ] Fist-bump a king
[ ] Go “business casual” for half a day