It was after this exact sentence that I firmly decide to start speaking in 3rd person the rest of this segment just for the sake of my own strange amusement.
T. Aurelius walks toward the mailbox and finds a full, yet contorted PurpX-LaRoot music album archive inside of an official PurpLa-xRoot music device inside found inside the mailbox, ready to be blasted, full force! "Hellz yeah!" I press play as the album begins its first forward motion onward . . His face twitches, bent in a nostalgic, disgusting sway, "Now THAT is SOUR!" ..basking.. "To suggest this music is merely "obscure" would be to disrespect the sheer treachery that these sounds mash in colaberation is what they call TRU-CHUNES!" T. Aurelius begins laughing to himself in hysteria at an old inside joke that him and King Jace shared together while journeying through the desert together.
T. Aurelius then suddenly remembers out of the blue, watching the NEW SHINY seasons of thier mutual favorite comedy duo "Time and Eric - Awesome Show - Great Jorb!"
We binge watched those new seasons with each other, it felt like Chrimbus morning for the both of us as we watched and laughed so hard that our sides hurt for days! .. The dynamic duo that is Tim Heidecker and Eric Werheim are two of the truest Gods we've ever seen in our lives! .. The two of them are our comedy counterparts. .. "but anyway, I got sidetracked there."
"All I know at the very least is this: if me and King Jace would have never watched all those new and exclusive seasons together, and didn't come to share and remember all the laughs we enjoyed while traveling through that brutal desert, there is just so much that would have never came into being for us, actually, the funny thing is that we probably would have defeated the enemy even SOONER if we hadn't watched those new hilarious episodes together! .. The devil should actually be thanking us for the fact that we wasted so much time consumed by those new episodes. Binge watching them for such a long time .. Those were some critical memories indeed!" .. "But anyway..." .. " I'll just re-watch them again when I have some free time to kick back."
T. Aurelius now phases back into focus.
The sound of this ghastly music basically sounds like moderately distorted temple Jazz combined perfectly with the excruciating, nut wrenching sounds of a shrieking family of racoons all hopped up on top shelf biker-paste, while a small brotherhood of hairless kittens is distinctly heard belching mid shelf, classic-style "mewmew" sounds in the background briskus briskly. Apparently It's an original band with a new released album titled: "JahKshoon - AhkXeetSneet, and the DoritoCats Mewstoo".. this album was originally found to be a more popular music style among select, distinguished s-words.. or just .. "Pop Pops Chungky Crimbis Crumpis Lumps", as they are called where T. Aurelius is originally from back home in Lizbet .. (these series of details would come to eventually hold HIGH importance .. SUPER-de-DOOPER important! "so I better remember these one twenty-one and ninety nine bizarre lizsht factoids, among many important twenty-one and nine bizarre lizsht factoids left behind on this papier delicate ra -amen - ra -noodle esque paper crumplet!"
"Poopy tetre types! .. they mast be ma bittle bo peeps, nonethaless!" .. Regardless of anything else, T. Aurelius found this to be amusing as ALL heck, at least for the time being!
The mood of T. Aurelius would continue until he rested under the watchful gaze of his two memorable Gods, Lord "Tim Heidecker", and his partner God, "Eric Weirheim".
T. Aurelius finds this bizarre moment in history to be immensely amusing for some reason or another, almost as if it felt to him like his funny bone just popped back into place!
So, in homage to this fine moment, he allows the gut wrenching quasi-modo-music to continue playing on repeat, while he goes off to the nearest spot of shade to catch a quick snooze. "I bet if I play this album long enough, it will force whoever is on the other side, to devise some way to open this strangely out-of-place door that just so happened to appear right here beside me! .. or does that mean that it was I who manifested this doorway?"
.. T. Aurelius scratches his head, puzzled.
"This door is obviously a key monument of some type, >>it's not like I can just leave it here like THIS, and just walk away from it, not knowing what it was ACTUALLY put here for!!!"* T. Aurelius barks as he begins arguing with himself dramatically. "or maybe I actually can!...."
T. Aurelius then makes his quasi-modo-walk down the mid-tier quad road to rest down to the fated the leyline bridgepost.
T. Aurelius then proceeds to lay down in the sand, and rapidly feels woozy and sleepy, as the sound of JahKshoon never fails to make him feel drowsy.. He proceeds to have a lil nappy poo in front of his finest mirror.
The mirror cracks a cascade, and T. Aurelius "breaks on through to the other side!"