Teachers! Teachers! Teachers!
How many times did I call you?
What you are doing, Izzit good?
I know I was looking forward to holiday before but I've changed my mind. Coman carry your holiday, I don't want again.*
See my sitting room.
**Because of holiday.
That is how I have been apologizing upandan to visitors.
One almost fell down after stepping on building block.
Please #bringbackourschool. Real school o, not summer school. Summer school is not long enough. 9 to 12 is too short.
I cannot even watch Funke Akinele movie in peace again.
One tiny human being will be shouting "Mummy, I want to watch cartoon"
He’s an expert in multitasking now - watching cartoons and scattering house at the same time.
Abeg teachers, epp my sanity Biko. Before I pack my bags and relocate to your house.