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My Anxious Chimp found a melon that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Anxious Chimp desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Chimp always carried a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

My Anxious Chimp had a little monkey that they would often drop. It might be an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Anxious Chimp always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

My Anxious Chimp desperately craved for a tomato that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was wonderful. Honestly, a tomato would be the item chosen.

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