Five truths about chimps

in chimp •  7 years ago 

Chimps don't give a fuck about tea!

Chimps don't need to wear nappies or diapers, they prefer their shit to hit the deck!

Male chimps have massive balls! Shave a chimp you'll see!

A chimp will rip off your face and chew your dick off for a piece of cake.

Chimps are 6 times stronger than humans. Look at this poor fucker with simian alapecia but what a physique!

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