Nowadays, Chinese people all know April Fool's day, but there is no sign that on the surface, Chinese people regard it as a festival.
After the reform and opening up, foreign festivals began to be popular in China, especially Valentine's day and Christmas. Thanksgiving is also remembered by many people. But, April Fool's day, has not been popular, this is why?
It is estimated that everyone knows: this festival is not needed in China!
In the west, on April Fool's day, you can cheat people with all kinds of lies and fake gifts to make them happy.
And we, we accept lies and fakes every day! From time to time, everywhere, are in the fool and be fool, want to cry without tears, how to live this April Fool's day full of laughter!
On the contrary, we regard honesty as folly and truth as folly.
Yugong is called Yugong because he is so honest and ready to dig mountains for generations. However, in fact, human beings have been engaged in expanding their living space for thousands of years?!
It's polite to call the old man who moved the mountain "Yugong", because after all, he used the word "Gong" (as we all know, in ancient times, "Gong" was a high-level honorific name). In reality, many people are no longer so lucky:
A leader who obeys the rules is called a fool.
Ordinary people are called idiots.
The absent-minded child is named Benben.
Too real boyfriends, known as wood.
In this kind of address, the whole people become more and more intelligent, and then use their own wisdom to fool people.
A fool is not for fun, but for gain.
So the descendants of "Yugong" finally went to the Western Paradise, where they are still so stupid that they make us feel ridiculous. There are three stories:
One thing I said was that when a Chinese student in Germany saw two telephones in a public telephone booth, he jokingly pasted the words "male" and "female" on them. As a result, what happened shocked the friends: when the phone with the word "female" was not used, there was a long line in front of the phone with the word "male", and none of them would be "flexible", so they wanted to use the phone with the word "female" first, as if they regarded the telephone booth as a public toilet.
Another thing to say is even more puzzling to the Chinese people: a group of tourists to France saw a man with many kinds of wine bottles in front of his house. They thought they were very beautiful. A local tyrant proposed to buy them all back. As a result, the French didn't sell them. The reason was that they didn't know where to declare tax for the money they collected.
The third story is told by a friend who immigrated to New Zealand. He said that one day, he found on the Internet that many movers gave their dogs to others because they couldn't take them away. As a result, the eater felt that the opportunity had come, so he followed the post to express his adoption. Then, those lovely dogs became his free delicacies!
The above story tells us:
It turns out that Chinese people are only April Fool's day, not only that Chinese people are fooled every day, but that there are no more fools in China.
Everyone is not stupid, but everyone is stupid.
Think about it, it's also intoxicating!
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