【船遇冰山】 In which class to you travel? 【Ship Meets Iceberg】

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【船遇冰山】您在几等仓？头等舱旅客看到了撞冰山，正回房间整理东西准备转移；二等舱的感觉到了轻微撞击，正在问出了什么事；三等舱的还在喝酒睡大觉；四等舱的人正在导游带领下，赞叹船的伟大与壮观；五等舱的人正集体学习，讨论冰山的渺小，船长的英明领导。

Translated:

【Ship Meets Iceberg】 In which class to you travel? Passengers in first class cabins saw the iceberg hit and are right now gathering things in preparation to evacuate. Second class passengers perceive a bump, and ask around, “What’s up?” Third class passengers are still drinking or sleeping it off. Fourth class passengers are in the middle of guided tours, exclaiming awe at the surrounding magnificence. Fifth class passengers are engaged in collective study, discussing how small the iceberg is, and how brilliant the leadership of the captain.