Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself!
Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
Kapoww!
And just like that the world keeps spinning. Thanks Chuck Norris.

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