Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself!
Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
Kapoww!
And just like that the world keeps spinning. Thanks Chuck Norris.

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