BREAKING NEWS! Climate Change Proven A Complete Hoax

Climate Change Proven A Complete Hoax (fully referenced) by Jeff Prager

Global climate change is fake news. The extreme droughts in the Middle East, Asia, Africa, South America and the USA aren't real [1].

Farmers are holding fast, faking the droughts for higher prices for their commodities with the assistance of the major media outlets playing supporting "drought video" 24/7 to the masses [2].

These new extreme storms and extreme flooding are computer generated images created by the media. Venice isn't sinking and it didn't flood — the water was pumped in by the authorities to access billions in reconstruction funds. Duh [3].

The unprecedented raging fires are outtakes from several old Quentin Tarantino movies, the ones with the devil and the dope dealers, so no homes and no people died. So obvious [4].

And the coastal flooding is not because of an increase in the global water level from ice, snow and glacier melt. It's much simpler. The land masses of the planet are sinking towards the aliens in middle earth (I have classified knowledge from my friend Henry Kissinger [I sold Senior Mag to Kissinger & Assoc.) that I can't share just yet that this is a purposeful strategy by the aliens to obtain underground worker-slavesl) and the oligarchs in charge don't want you to know, hence, the "glaciers are melting" scam [5].

The hurricanes and tornadoes we see almost every day on the alphabet soup of media outlets played so frequently that they're now obnoxious are simply replays from old NBC video of "I Dream Of Jeannie" from the late 1990s (Jeannie and her master Major Anthony Nelson were storm chasers, little known factoid) [6].

And for goodness sakes, not one person has died from extreme heat or cold. Every image and story regarding extreme heat and cold deaths are nothing more than photoshopped images of the 100s of Ground Zero Twin Towers jumpers. Extreme cold deaths deaths are the jumpers covered with 9/11 dust and extreme heat deaths are people burned during the demolition. Sheesh, the propaganda is getting too easy to see through [7].

Last but not least. Donald Trump is not the president for all possible intents and purposes. He's being carefully handled, coddled and told exactly what to do and say by none other than megalomaniac, mass murdering, neurologically damaged William Clinton and his equally defective spouse, Hillary the Horrible [8].

So, in conclusion, ALWAYS remember, don't believe everything you read and for goodness sakes, throw away the TV, the Tell-A-Vision, because a vision is all you'll get, a false one at that.

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