Clinton’s Rise Boosts Pantsuit Sales 25%

in clinton •  8 years ago 

Thanks to Clinton, monochromatic pantsuits have experienced their greatest sales increase ever.

Past sales of the Clinton-style pantsuit have never eclipsed more than four units in one year. Now, in only August of 2016, five single-color pantsuits have been sold nationwide.

Hillary was spotted leaving her favorite clothing vendor earlier this week. Reporters caught up with her, as she stood with retail bags hanging from her arms.

"This is absolutely unprecedented in the the monochromatic pantsuit community," said a joyous Hillary.  "The American people clearly not only love me as a person, but love my style."

Hillary has always kept up with the latest fashions.  This is reportedly the 5th time she's been seen at the pantsuit hotspot this year.

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