因为工作关系,时常会往不同国家出差,加上文化和语言的差异,就这样和同事们累计了不少啼笑皆非的人和事,选了几个和大家分享:
越南 - 胡志明市以外餐馆
我说:Can I have a receipt? (可以给我收据吗?)
美眉:……Không hiểu ..... (不明白的意思)
我说:…… bill? (帐单)
美眉:Yes !Ok! Ok!
我说:Ok! Ok! Thank you (谢谢)(很开心她听得懂)
结果。。。。
我收到了一罐 Beer (啤酒)……
中国 - 东莞餐馆
同事 : (嘴甜甜)服务员你好漂亮哦,在这里做几久了 ?
靓女:(没好气)其实老板是请我来这里上班的,不是请我来这里坐的 。
我们 : . . .
中国 - 乌鲁木齐南部
马来西亚同事随中国同事坐火车到家乡齐齐哈尔游玩。
中国同事:很快就到!(兴奋)
马来西亚同事:期待!期待!(兴奋)
十个小时后。。。
马来西亚同事:还远吗?(疑问中。。。)
中国同事:很快就到!(兴奋)
再十个小时后。。。
马来西亚同事:还远吗?(疑问中。。。)
中国同事:很快就到!还有两天(兴奋)。
马来西亚同事:。。。。。
印尼 - 芭淡岛
同事小女儿:叔叔,叔叔,妞妞给你们猜谜语!
我们:好啊!
同事小女儿:听好好哦!有一样东西你从小就带到死,汉人的特别短,印尼人的特别长,请问这是什么呀?
我们:汉人。。。短?印尼人。。。长?。。。。
同事小女儿:不要想歪歪哦!是。。。。名字啦!哈哈
我们:。。。。。
台湾 - 新竹
刚下车就遇到一位无牙叔叔。。。
无牙叔:小姐,真漂亮!
女同事:谢谢!(心花怒放)
无牙叔:小姐,真漂亮啦!
女同事:谢谢!(怀疑。。。)
无牙叔:小姐,偶是说真漂亮啦!(指指车头)
夭,是“灯在亮”。。。。
@vamos-amigo, 我觉得你会是一个吐神!
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谢谢你,哈哈😄
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Thank you :)
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"...bill please!"
哈哈哈哈哈哈......
“......不要黑狗哦!”
@vamos-amigo兄,期望您的作品!
加油!
(^_^)
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语言上的误解,结果最后我去学基本越语,哈哈
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哈哈 我觉得最无可奈何是坐火车那个,一直讲快到,晕了
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哈哈,是的,这是地理环境的误解,像在大马,“很快就到”基本上是说几个小时里就到的意思。我中国朋友是以“天”计算的,哈哈。我还特地上网看了,真的是要三天三夜才可以到,哈哈。
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不过以中国的实力,相信高铁很快会开到那里去
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@vamos-amigo 哇,原来兄弟你超有梗,应该早就快点参与“吐槽大会”嘛。
PS: 那个火车的真是坐到屁股都开花 lol
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哈哈,这些啼笑皆非的事,还真的无奈。我也有在其他社交平台分享过,希望别让cheetah误会,哈哈。
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哈哈哈哈哈哈
有料
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哈哈,谢谢你。Followed你了:)
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经常互动哦
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是的,谢谢你哦,哈哈
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哈哈哈 很好笑哦
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谢谢你,哈哈。
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哈哈哈哈哈哈很好笑!38club 主席让你当好了。灯漂亮啊,小姐……
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对呀,”灯在亮“听成“真漂亮”,够尴尬的,哈哈
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笑死我了。 BEER 。。。。。
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哈哈,因为是在郊外,所以英文不是很流行,后来在客户翻译员的教导下,学了很多越语基本单词。
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