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in cn-reader •  5 years ago 

今天老婆问儿子:
老婆：妈妈生气的时候你怕吗？
儿子：不怕。
老婆：为什么？
儿子：因为我勇敢。

儿子问老婆：
儿子：妈妈伤心就是哭吗？
老婆：是。
儿子：那妈妈刚才在车上我伤心了。

儿子：我不要爸爸，我要妈妈？
我：为什么不要爸爸？
儿子：因为爸爸的眼镜不好看，爸爸的衣服不好看。
我：爸爸的衣服怎么不好看？
儿子：爸爸的衣服黑。
我：那你好看吗？
儿子：我好看呀。
我：那妈妈好看吗？
儿子：妈妈好看，所以我要妈妈。

这都是谁教的？

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      ·  5 years ago 

    你好鸭，windenchanter!

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          ·  5 years ago 

        你好鸭，ldopa999!

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            ·  5 years ago 

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              ·  5 years ago 

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                ·  5 years ago 

              穿件红色的就好看了。如果没有，找软哥@softmetal借他的红裙子

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                    ·  5 years ago 

                  那件红裙子是小P@pgr那里抢来的

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