中国乒乓球国家队的对手从来只有一个，那就是国际乒联。从高抛发球，到红黑胶面，再到改变球的大小和21分制改到11分制。都是为了削弱中国这个bug！然并卵，中国还是强到发指······最后，连中国自己都看不下去了，搞了个养狼计划······就是培养外国选手打自己······果然无敌就是寂寞啊······
乒乓球裁判：妈的这下怎么黑？在线等挺急的。
真心觉得我们国家的乒乓球员很省心，别的国家教练可能说一大堆技巧指出一些不足，咱们国家教练：“醒醒啊！这是在开奥运会啊！”
记者：“这次得了世界冠军有什么感想吗？”
中国乒乓球队员：“还是要继续努力的，争取明年拿个全国冠军。”
科普一下魔坛地位好了。
阎罗王——张怡宁（后晋升罗酆六天）
秦广王——王楠（后晋升五方鬼帝）
轮转王——张继科
楚江王——马龙
酆都大帝——刘国梁
而福原爱，是历史上唯一一个游遍阴曹地府后全身而退的！
张继科告诉了对方什么叫永远不要叫醒一个牛逼的人。
我就佩服两只球队，一只是中国乒乓球队，一只是中国男足，他们一个谁也打不过，另一个谁也打不过。
好担心以后奥运会会取消乒乓球这个项目啊！
乒乓球等级分为：
简单、一般、困难、地狱、中国
据说这届奥运会乒乓球只有男单女单决赛才达到了全运会的水准。。。。
小编只想说：“无敌是多么~多么~寂寞~”
Chinese table tennis team's opponents never only one, that is, the ITTF. From the high toss serve, to red vinyl surface, and then to change the size of the ball, and 21 points system changed to 11-point scale. It is to weaken China this bug! And then the eggs, China still strong to hair that ?????? Finally, even the Chinese themselves could not stand, and engage in a culture that keep the wolf plan ······ ······ foreign players playing their own invincible is really lonely ah ??????
Table tennis referee: This time Mom how black? Online quite anxious.
Really think our country's table tennis who is peace of mind, other countries may say a lot of skills coach pointed out some shortcomings, we state coach: "!! This is a wake up ah ah open the Olympic Games"
Reporter: "The world champion won what do you think it?"
Chinese table tennis player: "still have to continue to work hard and strive to get a national championship next year."
Good science about the status of the magic altar.
Yama - Zhang Yining (later promoted Luo Feng six days)
Qin Guang Wang - Wang Nan (later promoted five-party ghost Timor)
Rotation King - Zhang Jike
Chujiang King - Malone
Feng Caesar - Liu Guoliang
The Fukuhara, after only one in history traveled through the underworld to get out!
Zhang Jike tell each other what Niubi Never wake a person.
I admire the two teams, one is a Chinese table tennis team, one is Chinese soccer team, who also beat them to a another who also beat.
Worry about the future Olympic Games table tennis will be canceled this project ah!
Table tennis class is divided into:
Easy, normal, hard, hell, China
This is said to be in the Olympic Games table tennis men's singles final to reach the level of the Games. . . .
Xiao Bian just want to say: "Invincible how lonely ~ ~ ~ how"