【吐槽大会】奇葩的礼物

in cn •  7 years ago 

朋友要去澳洲旅游，问我有没有什么东西要的，他带回来给我。
我想了半天也想不出澳洲有什么。
就说，给我带个比较具有澳洲特色的纪念品吧

朋友旅游回来，给我带来了一个很有特色的纪念品
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我看了半天也看不出来这是什么？
问朋友，这是澳洲核桃吗？
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朋友笑而不语，默默的拿给我这个钥匙扣的标签

这一看！蛋蛋一紧
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还真的是非常具有澳洲特色的纪念品！
袋鼠的蛋蛋。。。做的钥匙扣

朋友的盛情难却，就只能收下这份纪念品了。
至今还在某个抽屉里默默的躺着
实在是带不出门，如果有人好奇问这是什么，我该如何回答？

看完这帖子的男同胞
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      ·  7 years ago 

    有句俗话怎么说来着？
    让我想想……
    “吃哪补哪”！
    哈哈哈

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        ·  7 years ago (edited)

      @ericet 最后那张图的袋鼠：“我的蛋蛋在哪里，我的蛋蛋在哪里？” 你就答：“在这里，在这里，你的蛋蛋在我抽屉里！” XD

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          ·  7 years ago 

        哈哈哈，有才！

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            ·  7 years ago 

          哈哈。。。這次吐嘈大會
          您贏定了。

          笑到蛋痛。

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              ·  7 years ago 

            承你吉言啦

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                ·  7 years ago 

              马国有句话“被榨到”原来源自你。

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                  ·  7 years ago 

                哈哈哈，秒懂

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                    ·  7 years ago 

                  哈哈哈 袋鼠的春袋........噢..... 辟邪用吗？

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                      ·  7 years ago 

                    没啥用，哈哈哈

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                        ·  7 years ago 

                      澳洲最贵的礼物了吧？哈哈哈哈

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                          ·  7 years ago 

                        必须的，毕竟是国宝的精华

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                            ·  7 years ago 

                          没忍住好奇，戳进来看了。。。。果然是一个槽点满满的礼物，好奇制作这个的人的内心活动是什么？

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                              ·  7 years ago (edited)

                            你是在问制作这个贴子的主人？还是制作纪念品那个人？还是制作蛋蛋的主人？

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                                ·  7 years ago 

                              就是想出把这个制作成纪念品的那个人，(#^.^#)

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                                  ·  7 years ago 

                                完了，蛋疼，怎么破？

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                                    ·  7 years ago 

                                  我这里有本葵花宝典，原价1000sbd，看在你蛋疼，就特价1sbd出售给你。祝你早日练成神功:P

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                                      ·  7 years ago 

                                    葵花宝典。。。更疼了。。。

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                                        ·  7 years ago 

                                      天将降大任，必先恶其蛋蛋。年轻人，撑过这个坎，大好前程等着你

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                                          ·  7 years ago 

                                        你这是想以形补形吗

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                                            ·  7 years ago (edited)

                                          每天吃2个鸡蛋就够了

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                                              ·  7 years ago 

                                            此篇文章文笔幽默，配图贴切，实乃不可多得之上品，哈哈

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                                                ·  7 years ago 

                                              能得到懒汉哥的夸奖，实乃我的荣幸:D

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                                                  ·  7 years ago 

                                                送你这礼物，绝对是真爱！

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                                                    ·  7 years ago 

                                                  给我点赞的也是真爱：）

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                                                      ·  7 years ago 

                                                    群里的聊天干货太多，一一点来，惊喜不断啊，这个太搞笑了。。。

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                                                        ·  7 years ago 

                                                      你也可以加入讨论:P

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                                                          ·  7 years ago 

                                                        哈哈，我也想啊，就是没法感同身受。。。

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                                                            ·  7 years ago 

                                                          可别吃了~

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                                                              ·  7 years ago 

                                                            哈哈哈，这还真的吃不下

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