— SteemCN

這期可以中英夾雜啊。有趣！

這次的submission:

想約會Helen，要怎樣對她說才好？鼓起勇氣，其實call她只需數秒鐘！

Helen: Hi.

Jordan: Hi, this is Jordan. You know what, I am thinking...maybe we should go out together this weekend.

Helen: Are you asking me out on a date? Is that me, or you really don't get it? I hate to repeat this, but I am not interested in you.

Jordan: Wait! Is this Helen? Damn! I meant to call Sheri! Trust me, I can never have a crush on you. Cross my heart.

到最後，Helen約不了，還要假裝對Sheri有興趣。唉，我這一生完了！