让我中毒的电影，你要不要试一试！

in cn •  8 years ago 

熟悉我的朋友，都知道我有一个坏习惯，就是逢周六都会去看场电影。上周看到《悟空传》实在是让我无力吐糟。这周没去电影院看，而是选择在家看了几部老电影。原因有二，其① 当然是我老婆出去玩了，自己一个人去，恐被人认为是单身狗，徒增十几万伤害； 其②，并没有我很想看的电影。倒是下个星期有2部我期待的电影《建军大业》、《战狼2》。

OK，进入正题吧，说说我晚上看的这部电影，叫做《百战天虫》，一部反传统的英雄题材电影，OMG简直是刷新三观，一部正儿八经的恶搞电影，直呼辣眼睛！

剧情本身很简单，警探马改先因妻子的死退出警界，十年后害死妻子的死对头康齐再次出现并偷走核弹头，于是马改先为报妻仇重出江湖。

臭屁王马改先拒绝将军的人选，自己组建一支非常强大的基佬军队，作战时间加起来超过100年，杀的人可以绕地球一圈，然后正向将军炫耀的时候，奇迹发生了，队员自己用c4把一车人炸死了，精英部队，还没开始就结束了!将军就差一句了，什么鬼，你退出这个project吧！

马改先当然不同意，于是给将军下跪，说出了那句贯穿整个电影的经典： I Can S*ck Your D**k，You Can F**k My A*s,Or I Can F**k Everything in your room!  内容实在是不可描述。

……

你以为就这样了吗？ 吸引狙击手的注意力的秘诀就是全裸，还要往屁股塞进一根草 。OMG！就是这个味！

这会肯定有朋友喷我，你这算什么影评，就是骗我们进来点赞！我的天啦！对啊！实在不知道怎么吐槽!

不可描述的剧情实在太多了，不再一一说了，现在马上立刻看看去呗。

当然、绝对有毒！抵抗力不行的，不建议观看！

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      ·  8 years ago 

    所以是非常好看？

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      ·  8 years ago 

    怎么说呢？低级趣味这个词绝对有他存在的价值

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        ·  8 years ago 

      可以一看

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        ·  8 years ago 

      嘻嘻。哥也是同道中人

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          ·  8 years ago 

        比我还喜欢看电影，不过我不太看烂片，所以悟空传我就不去看。。。。

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          ·  8 years ago 

        悟空传票价不便宜。去看确实觉得不是很值得。

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            ·  8 years ago 

          今天去看了大护法 特别好看

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            ·  8 years ago 

          动画我喜欢。

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              ·  8 years ago 

            Upvoted & RESTEEMED! :)

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                ·  8 years ago 

              單身還躲在家看電影？外邊的妹子們正在哭呀！

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                  ·  8 years ago 

                試試搜索一下看看呵呵

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                    ·  8 years ago 

                  要什么剧情，有肌肉男就够了

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                      ·  8 years ago 

                    为了情怀去看的！

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