感谢一姐 @tvb举办的三个一活动
我总共参加了3次 @tvb的活动,每次都是第二。不太服气,卷土重来!!!
乐游原 ( 登乐游原)
朝代:唐代
作者:李商隐
向晚意不适,驱车登古原。
夕阳无限好,只是近黄昏。
这首诗有问题。有大问题。
各位第一次看到它大部分应该是在初中课本上,应该最后也只记住了最后两句名言。
但是以各位初中的懵懂幼稚,怎么可能看出里面的问题呢?
这首诗说的,是秦始皇。
看过《寻秦记》的人都知道,真嬴政早就死于战乱,最后是项少龙让赵倩表弟赵盘冒充嬴政,劈荆斩棘克服重重困难登上王位的。
他本来就是个一无所成的小混混,结果成了比三皇五帝还伟光正的“皇帝”,压力其实是很大的。
在他杀了吕不韦,活摔嫪毐与朱姬之子,稳固帝位之后,高处不胜寒啊!!
话说他在位第35年,夜宵吃着小龙虾喝着雪花啤时,突然想起了恩师项少龙和梦中情人邬家大小姐,想到今生今世无法再见,心情郁闷,便开着BMW,出去兜风寻找灵感。
你肯定不理解了,不是
驱车登古原
应该是登高望远么?乐游原啊!!!
其实不是。你想,再过2年嬴政就要嗝屁了,哪还有体力爬山啊!作为一个暴发户,也就只能开着宝马四处溜达啊!
古原,实际上指的是
古代的原创
——是的,嬴政是个文青,他喜欢风花雪月胡思乱想吟诗作画,而且特想流芳百世,所以一定要原创。
你想啊,统一文字,创造“皇帝”,废分封,立郡县,统一货币和度量衡,车同轨,道同距,修建长城,这都是文青才会做的事啊!
吃着夜宵都会突然伤感起来的人,怎么可能去做剧烈运动去登山呢?
嬴政这个时候是非常怕死的,他想着自己这辈子还没有卡拉OK过,还没有见过马克思,还没有用过iphone,怎么能这么轻易地去死呢?绝对不可以!!!
所以他遍访神仙,寻找神丹,派出徐福创造japan,就是不想死啊!
正值人生巅峰,不能轻易去死,可惜
夕阳无限好,只是近黄昏。
其实,他没有看自己的星盘。
看了星盘他就会知道,他在位多少年,取决于他生多少个儿子。
他一辈子生了37个儿子,所以在位37年。
你看你看,历史往往就是因为忽略了小细节而完全不同的。如果他从这次夜宵之后,不是怀念邬家大小姐,而是疯狂宠幸全国的妙龄女子,那肯定是长命百岁,成就千秋霸业啊!!
喂!
喂喂!!
喂喂喂!!!
别看啦,就说你呢!
不要再泡steemit了,搞得自己没有性生活似的!
别说我没告诉你,
不想死就赶紧去生儿子吧!!!!
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@julian2013, 感谢你的参与, 月旦评活动因你而更精彩!
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什么精彩都不重要,我的眼里只有你!
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你和 @cn-naughty.boy分手了吗?
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@julian2013, 月旦评写得很溜啊,陶醉本尊了,快扶我一下...
每天都是女生节啦,要不要送你一个礼物哈,@cn-cutie.pie 妹子 ?
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boy啊,你这个是病句!
你是要把小可可送给我吗???
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哈哈,很可爱!
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谢谢苹果姐大驾光临啊
Hi~o( ̄▽ ̄)ブ
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小机机,嬴政就是被你给写死的啊,牛!!!
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真不是我做的,这个要问项少龙的儿子项羽
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小机机,不要狡辩啦,你的一言一行将会成为呈堂证供的!!!
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疏忽了疏忽了,区块链很厉害,我要正经一点……
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你正经起来还是你吗
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我也很好奇
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ变身!
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我也很好奇
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你还小,怕吓着你
~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦
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原来如此!这个小瓜原来就是这样来的!哈!哈!哈!
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哈哈,开心就好
ꉂ ೭(˵¯̴͒ꇴ¯̴͒˵)౨”哇哈哈~
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我安全,儿子生好了
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一个,一年……
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爱子如命,鉴定完毕❤
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是说啥都能扯到儿子身上吗?
ꉂ ೭(˵¯̴͒ꇴ¯̴͒˵)౨”哇哈哈~
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胡说八道只服你
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哪里啊,我可是翻阅了大量的史料,逛遍了所有的图书馆才发现了这个秘密好不好!!!
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黑我始皇的,不取关就很盛情了😂
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其实,我很崇拜始皇帝的……
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真没看出来
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我也想有37个儿子啊
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养得起?
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所以要当始皇帝啊
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名副其实,脑洞大开
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哈哈,就是老不正经了,没啥用
( ´◔‸◔`)然并卵
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这次第一肯定没问题了
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唉,能人太多,听天由命吧
=͟͟͞͞ =͟͟͞͞ ヘ( ´Д`)ノ 放我去死一死啊
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文章写的霸气!
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哈哈哈,谢谢!
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强!你把三个一写成吐槽大会,我只服你!
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哈哈,没跑题就行啦!我要拿第一!
一姐给我灵感了,下一次活动我发个帖同时参加三个一和吐槽大会吧?
~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦
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