🍵 LAODR Tea House / 老道茶館 🍵今日话题：聊聊你童年的趣事吧
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童年乐事多！
跳房子，木头人，弹珠......
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啊，我也玩过，珍贵的儿时回忆～
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记得小时候过六一。学校办过钓鱼活动，老师说钓到的鱼可以拿去集市卖。当时还个同学说“老师，钓到的鱼能不能不卖掉。我想拿回家养”。现在回想起来。那个同学很童真。当今社会是金钱时代。不把鱼卖掉吃什么？难道吃屎啊
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此刻我想到了一句古文：
后面还有，但是我记性不好，忘记了
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那我来接一句，“ 小人闲居为不善”，后面我也忘了，年纪大了记性真的差了。
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身为灵魂的工程师，理应正直，诚实，胆大包天。
很显然，第三条你不及格🤓🤓🤓
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哈，圈圈，你可是语文老师啊，接下句：
“无所不至，见君子而厌然揜其不善而著其善”……
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哎呀瓜叔好巧，来喝茶呀！
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瓜叔说的很简单，但是很有哲理，要深思！
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老匹夫我无德无能，来蹭茶的。嘿嘿。
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刚刚来。怎么你也来啦
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瓜叔，有些鱼不好吃
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比如说河豚？？？？
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对啊，虽说和“海豚”一字之差
就是一个天堂一个地地狱
河豚的毒怎能与海豚的美相比
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幸亏我来了，不然我就听不到瓜叔的真谛了，高人啊！
果然是有真人而後有真知！瓜叔应该去当哲学家、教育家！
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挖坑中。。。。。。挖完我就有地自容了。好尴尬
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瓜叔所言极是！给瓜叔点赞！
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瓜叔，來，喝茶喝茶，今天天氣不錯！
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小二上茶水了！！
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谢谢二哥
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不卖就吃鱼啊……
卖了... 吃钱吗？
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“不把鱼卖掉吃什么？难道吃屎啊” - 前提是 = 屎也要有东西吃，才能制造出来 XD
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赞！毛带领制造的三年大饥荒有真实案例，除了草根树皮观音土，有吃饿死的人的尸体的，有相互交换对方的孩子杀来吃的，有杀自己孩子吃的，还有的去吃干部家拉的屎，靠吃别人家的屎活下来。
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真的是人间炼狱啊 O.o
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人间炼狱多少事，都被封禁着。哎···
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小时候过六一，最开心的是要穿新衣服，女孩子嘛，都喜欢漂亮。
然后就是学校有演出，最后还会看一场电影。
有一年六一，我去讲了个故事，讲的是普希金的《渔夫和金鱼的故事》
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小二上茶水了！！
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多谢多谢：）
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小时候最喜欢做的事情就是偷桃，我们三个号称金刚三人组，在京郊是一片的桃园，到了7月份暑假，拿着我们自制的武器——弹弓就出发了。不知道小二你玩儿过弹弓没有，哈哈。然后越过荆棘丛，那个非常扎人，还要时刻堤防桃园主人，所以每次都是战战兢兢，我又胆小，进去之后不管三七二十一，摘一个就赶紧跑出去，他们两个每次都摘3/5个，那个时候特别享受这种冒险刺激感，吃完了，他们两个会把自己摘的分给我一个，在整个丛林的凉阴庇护下，别提多么惬意了，无忧无虑，还有动物作伴，太幸福了。真的不想长大，一旦长大便不再单纯
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猴子偷桃，哈哈哈
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儿童节我不喜欢看表演，我喜欢玩游戏，我们学校是一年表演一年游戏这样来庆祝六一的，玩游戏有很多零食奖励，而且玩的很开心，哈哈其实还是想吃零食😂
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嗯嗯一样的，六一儿童节好多好多好吃的！
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每个小朋友都爱零食
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霞妹儿童节的回忆 - 很多美味的零食？
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还有游戏！哈哈哈哈
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就是等着家里没人了拿出游戏机好好玩耍一番
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嘻嘻，难道是玩超级玛丽？
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也有可能是魂斗罗哟，哈哈！
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诶，也对啊，或者街头霸王 XD
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坦克大战，diu diu diu
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记得我的六一儿童节都是在参加学校文艺汇演中渡过
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快乐的时光～
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这次我来的好早，打算带小孩去游乐场或者动物园去玩
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不错啊，让孩子有个快乐的时光 :D
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喝茶了！我要西湖龍井
童年太美好，趣事太多了。隨便說一個，游泳。
小時最愛幹的是就是和小夥伴一起背著大人下河遊泳，可這也是大人們最反對的事。
這事，只要大人發現了一定會讓小孩全部上岸，根本沒商量。
現在想來，最有趣的應該是衣服被大人沒收。因為每次大人要求我們上岸，總會有幾個小夥伴不聽指揮，結果就是光著屁股回家。
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来来来，西湖龙井奉上
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呵呵，光着屁股回家 - 真是够凉快 XD
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童年趣事——钓龙虾，哈哈
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水缸里捉孑孓（蚊子的幼虫。。。）
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童年可以到山上摘荔枝。。。满山遍野的。一片红。。
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小二上茶水了！！
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我记得我童年趣事就是家中没人了，把家里的所有是布的东西全剪掉，做成娃娃的衣服！但是趣事归趣事，趣事后就是男女混搭双打。
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熊孩子😂😂😂
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哈哈哈！导致我爸妈出门前都要把柜子锁起来，我记得最狠的一次把我妈一件貂皮大衣给剪了，哈哈哈哈！
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算你狠，哈哈哈
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吼～～～ 你个屁孩！！！！ 来！站着！别跑！
沸腾啊！你个屁孩～～～ 听了就好想狠狠抽两下～～～
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你还被混合双打过？
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超级牛逼无敌 XD
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霸王剪刀手，剪得爸妈倒吸一口凉气，瞬间怒气值爆表（闭眼睛，混双···太惨烈了
哈哈哈哈
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记得小的时候，没有午睡的习惯，趁着爸妈午睡的时候，我自己一个人在玩角色扮演的游戏，最喜欢扮演的就是老师和学生，一会儿自己在墙上写写画画，拿本书开始念叨；一会儿自己当学生，装出很专心听讲的样子。现在想想，那时候的自己是不是有人格分裂。
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小二上茶水了！！
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哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！我至少用娃娃一起对戏啊……
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所以你是学霸嘛
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自导自演 - 你有演员的天赋 XD
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少年不识愁滋味，童年什么都好，呵呵！
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无忧的童年 :)
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无忧的童年 :)
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小时候最有趣的事情就是多迷藏、放风筝，有一次捉迷藏，把一个小伙伴闯进了大缸里，上面盖上盖子，又压上了东西，结果这小伙伴在缸里睡着了。
到了晚上，大家都回家吃饭了，他爸妈找不到他，就挨家挨户问，才有小伙伴想起来把他放缸里了。
揭开缸一看，还在里面呼呼睡着呢
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哇咔咔，冷医生小时候也蛮皮的，那小伙伴个性也真是耿直 XD
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还以为要司马光砸缸了
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小时候有段时间住在拆迁过渡房里，是在一个山上，那大概是我童年记忆中最无忧无虑的时光。上山摘野果，去铁道边捡麦穗，凌晨起来捉萤火虫，那个时代虽然没有手机、电脑和ipad，但是同样快乐
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小二上茶水了！！
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真是满满开心的回忆啊～
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我进山后，发现山里人借我家vcd机去山村电影院放黄色录像。我看免费。哈哈哈哈，山里真有趣，兰花漫山等人来醉。
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我小时候最喜欢奥林匹克了！！
我哥因此策划一场 本村 奥林匹克！！有奖杯奖状、有颁奖典礼、有各种赛事.... 有模有样！
我招了全村小孩来参加！盛大开幕！！
站在台上（汽水箱柜）领奖很光荣！！！
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一看你这个样子，小时候赛跑应该常常都是名列前茅吧～
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哈哈哈哈哈哈！对赛跑！后来参加乐队就操不而已！
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学霸！！！
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嘻嘻～～没有啊……
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奥运明星，我背上给签个名，哈哈
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呐！签好了！哈哈哈
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童年趣事多了，每天清晨早早起床，扛个小小四齿耙，挎个畚箕去拾牛粪。有次和另一个同伙同时看见一头牛的尾巴翘起来了，同时赶过去，我稍近赶忙用耙孑去撸，她就用畚箕从空中去接，多无赖啊！等她接完放下来，我一耙子打过去，抢回来一砣，哈哈，没亏！
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牛粪是孩子的贵金属？
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贺老师这个抢牛粪真是刺激 lol
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哈哈，想起来都好笑。
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抢工分，果真抢。哈哈，听说更多是人民公社时小孩子偷饲草、七八岁爬十里山路去砍柴，充工分。
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不知道你们的童年是不是这样的，小时候爷爷奶奶家在阳台养了一群鸡在鸡笼里。我小时候坚持吃饭的时候一定要在鸡笼边吃，一边数有多少只鸡，跟它们说话，还给每只鸡都取了名字：）
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呵呵，我和你一样，以前养了两只母鸡，我帮她们取名“小花”与“小黑” - 每天放学回来，就是去和她们一起玩耍 （想想自己也傻的可以）
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没给童年养过的鸡起名字，一大憾事。现在取吧，有一只叫 冷血大铁嘴，一啄就把我脚面开了个洞，血溅当场。
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我的童年记忆不多。记得最深刻就是跟邻居一起无所不聊。我两上中学时是下午班，有几次对面家来了几个帅哥，我俩常偷看。最后不知怎么那么厉害电话都被拿到了，重此常常煲电话粥聊天。
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最后撩到没有？
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哈哈 没有
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原来，近水留台不一定能得月 XD
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说到哪里去了 哈
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实力干将，羡慕那几个帅哥，哈哈
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哈哈哈 失礼了
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小时候经常拉一群小伙伴上山玩。
抓各种小昆虫，摘各种野果。
不过那么经常上山也没遇到什么危险的生物，真是神奇。
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也许鱼哥是鲨鱼 - 猛兽看到你都退避三尺 :P
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小时候有一次跟小伙伴们去别人家地里偷樱桃吃，结果被人家逮住了，我爸把我拎回家后真是一吨狠揍啊，用那个刨地的撅头打屁股，终身难忘啊！当时这是傻，为什么就不知道跑呢
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哇塞，那你屁股现在有没有哪个被刨地的撅头痛打过的记号？
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我看不见，改天照照镜子，哈哈
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等发帖，哈哈
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童年六一节有礼物。
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所以亲蛮期待六一节吧 :D
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小时候想快点长大。
大了又不想快长老。
不管什么事，小时无虑真好。
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回不去的小时候……
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记得童年没钱没什么玩具，只能和大自然和小动物玩儿。记得夏天暴雨⛈️后有很多蛤蟆跑出来，我会抓一只大的用绳子系住它的腿然后牵着它，晚上拴在柱子上。好奇怪哦，第二天都会不见耶～
😛我不管，我反正年年要过儿童节🍭🍭🎈！
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好奇怪哦，第二天都会不见耶～ - 可能是蛤蟆的同伴来拯救它了
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Laodr@this tea house just amazing
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兒童節又沒假放，就是開工跟開工啦😎😎
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没有假期的儿童节 :P
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3岁看相，大神说我长得像林彪，我十八岁要当军长。妈妈的嘴笑歪了。
5岁跳绳，提长刀砍麻绳，一刀下去拇指砍断七分之一长。接上了。
数月后又砍，同一位置再次砍断，这次没接好。
7岁爸爸骑自行车载我，我摔下来右上眼皮留个疤。
9岁爸爸骑自行车载我，我左脚叉入后轮辐条，人甩在地面上，左上眼皮留个疤，左脚踝一片白里透青色的软骨在眼前晃荡。
11岁学会跳绳。
13岁暗恋前面一对小情侣的女士。
15岁被暗恋。
16岁破处，童年正式结束。
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真是充满“回忆”的童年……
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我还记得最糗的就是明明已经11岁了，确定自己已经不会在床上尿尿了。结果有一次梦里是梦见自己上厕所，结果起床时还真的在床上"上了一趟厕所"。当时真的替自己捏了一把冷汗。
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可能是当时的梦境太逼真 - 错把梦境当现实了！
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是真的，太逼真了。
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記得以前常在家附近騎腳踏車，有一次被三隻狗同時追著跑呢！真的是嚇得半死！
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